It seems ninjas are becoming overly popular these days. They have even made it into the news with their totally awsome ninjaness.
Ninja Robbers
Scary Ninja boy
Ninjas, too popular or just totally awsome?
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It seems ninjas are becoming overly popular these days. They have even made it into the news with their totally awsome ninjaness.
Ninja Robbers
Scary Ninja boy
Ninjas, too popular or just totally awsome?
This one guy showed up for a brawl dressed like a ninja. Split toed socks, grappling hook, claws and everything. Everyone laughed and the fight was averted. lol
If ninjas were French or German instead of Japanese, nobody would like them.
Yeah but luckliy they aren't because a german flipping out and killing people wouldn't be as cool as a japanese man.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
nah the berzerkers totally rocked your socks. They were like Ninjas who were tall.Quote:
Originally Posted by Psychotic
why arnt german people cool??
i think they are *struts*
but yeah erm ninjas rock! lets all go ...be...one @_@
HAHAHAHAHAHAH the ninja boy story is so funny WAHAHAHHAHAHA
they are robbers, no more and no less. a true ninja doesn't need to make threats with a butcher knife, much less expose himself to witnesses. the days of the ninja are over, but their sly nature still lives on among spies, burglars, and hit-men [lets just call them, modern-day assassins].Quote:
The robbers, described as being in their early 20s, walked into the 7-Eleven at Ustick and Maple Grove Roads around 2:45 a.m. Friday, threatened a clerk with a butcher knife and ran away with an undisclosed amount of cash. They were last seen heading West on Ustick, Boise police spokesman Lt. Randy Roper said.
Yeah we're the best people anywhereQuote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
at least I think so. Prussia was the best country.
Can you flip out as good as a japanese man?Quote:
Originally Posted by boris no no
Oh, just like them, except for the fact that they were naked and had the stealth capacity of a blue whale. :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Classic Axe
Good point. I envisaged two scenarios in my head. The first being Adolf Hitler bursting through the windows of congress, yelling "I'M BACK, BITCHES! SIEG HEIL!" and shooting the place up while laughing manically, and Shigeru Miyamoto (creator of some popular Nintendo games like Mario I believe, although feel free to correct me) bursting through the windows of congress, yelling "IT'S-A-ME, SHIGERU!" and shooting the place up while laughing manically, and I have to admit the Shigeru scenario is more enjoyable.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lekana
I'm sure that everyone's totally getting the wrong definition of 'ninja'. I heard a while back that ninjas were really villagers of some kind.
I stole from urbandictionary.com cause i'm cool like that but his list is so true.Quote:
I gathered some facts about them:
Ninja don't sweat.
Bullets can't kill a ninja.
Ninja invented skateboarding
Only a ninja can kill a ninja. Regular humans are useless.
Ninja never wear headbands with the word "ninja" printed on them.
Ninja can breath underwater anytime they want.
Ninja can change clothes in less than 1 second.
Ninja don't smoke, but they do use smoke bombs.
Ninja always land on their feet. If they don't have feet they will land on their nubs.
Ninja invented the internet.
Ninja don't eat or drink very much, and they never have to go to the bathroom.
Ninja always move to America when making a new start as a non-assassin.
Ninja don't play sports. Unless killing is a sport.
Ninja can crush golfballs with 2 fingers, any two fingers.
Ninja have a bad temper when they lose at anything. They will usually cut off the winners head before they have time to gloat.
Ninja lie all the time. Even when the truth serves better, ninja will lie anyway.
Ninja swords are always straight with a square handle guard. Always. Curves are for girls.
Lack any personality
Wear headbands
Fight skillfully with any object
Can remove a spleen in one swift motion
Live in your house secretly for days
Can remove their shadow if needed
Hurl shurikens
Go anywhere they want instantly
Catch bullets in their teeth
Kill themselves if they make a noise
Can run 100 miles on their hands
Train 20 hours/day starting from age 2
Have cool words like Seppuku
Are masters of disguise
Can hover for hours
Flip out and kill everything
Are completely self-sufficient.
Split planks vertically with their nose
Can hide in incense smoke
Kill people.
Ninjas are the best guitar players. Ever.
Ninjas do NOT wear spandex.
A Samurai is NOT a ninja.
Dragon Ball Z characters are NOT ninjas.
If you see a ninja, he is NOT a ninja.