Happy Festavus!

Let us begin the feats of strength!

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Whoa, is that you in the pic, Spiff? You've gotten more handsome since I last saw you.

My feat of strength is that I will watch the movie Titanic from start to finish without vomitting once.

Yes, I've been working out.

You misspelled Festivus.

C'mon, guys, let's join the festavities. At the festaval. Jesus.

Jesus has no part in this.

Gather round the Festivus pole!

If he knew the truth, he'd never ever go!

*Passes the traditional Festivus Cheesecake*