God*Jesus

Do you worship God*Jesus? I met God*Jesus. He told me - *shot*

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/god-jesus.jpg

Yes, because if I don't he will burn me with his LASER VISION

*hails*

God*Jesus uses a hammer to punish the unworthy.

http://engrish.com/image/engrish/fortunate-hammer.jpg

The fortunate hammer! :D

Not fortunate for the girl. xD

Is that a kazoo as the handle?

Indeed it isn't. ;_;