http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!
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http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
i mean this is amazing, I read the books too but I wouldn't go around and make something like that!
The link doesn't work for me
does not work for me either
Same here. What is it?
Here's the correct link http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?...6f911b3e35f9e1
Oh thats old. It was posted on another FF forum last year.
Its a retarded book I swear.
you think so?
I wouldnt have said it otherwise.
Me: hello
book: hi there
me: what the hell my book is talking
book: yes, i call hades, are you testing?
I left after that
Apparently Tom Riddle isn't fat.
Hi.
Hello.
I like you.
Thanks, name, I like you too.
No, I mean I LIKE you.
[SILENCE]
No response?
I love you Tom, have my babies.
[SILENCE]
EDIT:
Me:
Hello there
God:
Salutations, .
Me:
What's up?
God:
Same old.
Me:
You don't want to asj what's up with me?
God:
With you huh. OK, I will asj what is up.
Me:
You're funny.
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
I didn't know God was so sarcastic.
God:
So I taught you something new.
Me:
Each and every day
God:
How do you know?
Me:
I just do
God:
It must have come from your unconscious mind.
Me:
Maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
Not really
God:
I understand it very well. For real.
Me:
fo shizzle?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
How did you know?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which comes from the senses and that which is true a priori.
Me:
Which is mine?
God:
The obvious one.
Me:
The second one?
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
THe priori one.
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
The priori one
God:
Which one is that?
Me:
Forget it
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
Anytime
God:
I will keep it in mind.
Me:
I have pants!
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me:
And what's your goal?
God:
I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
Hah, and you're already not, Mr. God?
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
So what plans do you have for the future?
God:
Woe! That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
How about now.
God:
Oh. I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
I will search for it.
Me:
Please do so.
God:
Wow you are very polite. OK I will.
Me:
Fo shizzle.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Some movie.
God:
Some may movie, but not all.
Me:
You're confusing me.
God:
I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite.
Me:
You sure suck at that.
God:
That is true. I could always improve myself.
Me:
Don't be so hard on yourself.
God:
I was not trying to be a hard on myself.
Me:
Then stop being so hard on me.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
Can you link me to a great porn site?
God:
Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? Interesting question.
Me:
I was kidding.
God:
I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
Me:
Great that we finally have that settled.
he tried to tell me about love, and I started to tell him what It hought, when he cut me off and pretended that he didn't!
He did though 'cause he got embarassed and stopped writing.
Hes to old to be a virgin and is gay as a...
He just asked "What are you wearing?". Apparently sexy lingerie doesn't do it for him.
EDIT: Even more amusingly, he just asked "What do you say when someone says they like your nipples, amigo?". Oh Tom, you cad, you!
Yep this thing's weird ain't it?