Single line only, please. Here are some starters.
throws a kegshell at $nick
bashes $nick 's face into the bartop
breaks a bottle of whiskey over $nick
kicks out the barstool under $nick
The good ones will be featured in !barfight in #fat_chocobo.
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Single line only, please. Here are some starters.
throws a kegshell at $nick
bashes $nick 's face into the bartop
breaks a bottle of whiskey over $nick
kicks out the barstool under $nick
The good ones will be featured in !barfight in #fat_chocobo.
Take the barstool, put the remains of a broken beer bottle on it, and bash it into $nick's balls.
Well, I wouldn't have it in #eoff, that's for sure. xD
Kick the person in the groin area (man or woman, doesnt matter, it still hurts), get the nice big bouncer to chuck them out cause they were being mean to wittle old me :(
I'd pour liquor on everyone and light a match.
No wait, I got a different one!
Break a beer bottle on their head, stab in the groin, take some more beer, splash it into the previously stabbed groin, and THEN light the match!
i'd jump the shark and bang on the jukebox
Run away screaming like a little school girl.
I was going to say that, but I didnt want to seem cowardly ... Been years since I was a little school girl, although I can still wear the uniform :DQuote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
I too used to be a school girl, once upon a time. Now I am but a cowardly man who runs from drunks.
Hit $nick with a bus!
Failing that, I think I'd resort to grinding $nick's face down the length of the bar before shoving them off. :|
I wouldn't be caught in that situation because theres no chance I'm goign to a bar.
I don't think people on IRC go to bars.
Hmmmm....
Grap $nick's arm mid-punch, then rapidly throw two or three punches to $nick's nose. While he's dazed, I'd spin him around and put him in a sleeper hold. Nighty-night!
Pee on $nick