Girls are evil

I'm sure a few of have seen this before, but the "Who has it easier" thread made me think of it and it always makes me chuckle.

Anyways, scientific proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ^ 2
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = √—evil
Therefore:
Girls = (√—evil) 2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil

So, do you think that girls are evil?

THEY HAVE CUDDIES!

Only the attractive ones...:cry:

lol,thats true

Every girl who says no to dating me is evil.

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Originally Posted by Flying Mullet

I'm sure a few of have seen this before, but the "Who has it easier" thread made me think of it and it always makes me chuckle.

Anyways, scientific proof that girls are evil:

First we state that girls require time and money.
Girls = Time x Money
And as we all know "time is money."
Time = Money
Therefore:
Girls = Money x Money = (Money) ^ 2
And because "money is the root of all evil":
Money = √—evil
Therefore:
Girls = (√—evil) 2
And we are forced to conclude that:
Girls = Evil

So, do you think that girls are evil?

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That equation is not scientific proof that all girls are evil. There are plenty of things that take time and money? Are they all evil to? An money is not the root of all evil anyway. Although an increased level of female hormones can make women evil, so maybe that is scientific proof that girls are evil. Although I don't know if the same thing would happen to men if their male hormones were increased.

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Originally Posted by Anaisa

Although I don't know if the same thing would happen to men if their male hormones were increased.

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Then they get chest hair and sound like "Ahnold" when they talk.

Bloody hell! Now that is evil.

Sadly, money is not the root of all evil. The love of money is the root of all evil.

Not all girls are evil. Some stop spraying mace in your eyes if you scream loud enough. :)

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Originally Posted by Psychotic

Not all girls are evil. Some stop spraying mace in your eyes if you scream loud enough. :)

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I think they probably just ran out of mace.

That's an Evil I can get into~

this is old news.

It's all true! My sister abuses me all the time!

Wasn't this the same proof for the Tellytubbies being evil?