:happybday Chuck Norris!
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:happybday Chuck Norris!
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It'd be more awesome if he was born on 4th of july. Oh, and I'm not going to congratulate him. He'll just roundhouse me in the face.
Worst birthday thread ever.
Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker after taking a Chuck Norris roundhouse to the head
I hate you mullet,
I am ze only person who can counter Chuck Norris's Chuck Norrisness.
happy birthday.
I'll chuck your norris. But seriously...chuck norris can't get older, being the equivelent to god on earth and all, which therefor makes this thread pointless.
Stay Essential
EE
When he kicks the bucket you will be the first I laugh at.Quote:
Originally Posted by eternal essence
Sorry if I seem a little extra bitter, but I just hate this guy. I shall show my dislike by posting a Mr. T fact.
There is a 97.783% chance you are the fool Mr. T pities.
Pfft, once he hears that you've said that, the bucket will be kicked straight at your face...KAPOW!Quote:
Originally Posted by corncracker
anyway, Mr. T is cool and you're not allowed to assume i don't like him....cause if you do *shakes fist*
Stay Essential
EE
I just said the Mr. T fact to mock chuck, since this thread has nothing to do with Mr. T. And to mock chuck even more
Atlas was complaining about back pains and asked Mr. T to hold the world for him. Mr. T agreed on the condition Atlas would wear his gold chains. After five minutes of excrutiating pain atlas asked for the world back.
It's Goomba Day today. :cat:
Why has Chuck Norris become some kind of inside humour lately? D:
Woooo Goombas and Chuck Norris in one day, how could this day get any better?
HAIL GLORIOUS CHU...wait a minute, the elections are over and I don't have to pretend to like this crap anymore.
Chuck Norris bought some groceries at a local store, before realising he had $1.54 less than he needed. Chuck tried to roundhouse the employee but, unfortunately and yet strangely amusingly, he got a hernia and collapsed on the floor in agony, and had to be taken to hospital.
He never did get those groceries.
first off topic post by Leeza I have seen.Quote:
Originally Posted by Leeza
wow ^___________^
ya know....