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would you rather get eaten by a shark or struck by lightning?

Struck by lighting. I guess it would be much better. And less scary.
Because if you think about it, when you're eaten by a shark, you're being drowned and being shreaded into tiny pieces.
That's two in one you cheater! :mad2:

i would rather be stuck by lightning its way faster

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Originally Posted by Ki Ki

That's two in one you cheater! :mad2:

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not if ur walkin on the shore and the shark grabs u but ur kinda right

Struck by lightning.

Less pain.

Struck by lightning. I hate sharks and what normal person wants to be eaten alive.

Struck by lightning. It'd be quicker.

shark, it is kind of the way I always imagined going... bloody and full of theeth.

struck by lightning cuz you never said we'd die from that so we might just live..... if were lucky. Mean while eaten by a shark you suffocate in the sharks belly if your still alive when he swallows you lol :P

Shark, least then I can try to harm the shark before it tears me to pieces, or WHILE.
With lightning there's no way to fight back.

Struck by lightning. Faster that way.

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Originally Posted by Darth Ultimortal

Shark, least then I can try to harm the shark before it tears me to pieces, or WHILE.
With lightning there's no way to fight back.

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Thats the spirit!

Lightning. As far as I know no man has survived being eaten by a shark.

Plenty of people have survived shark bites. Sheesh.

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Originally Posted by Dane Cook

A guy in the news, again, the other day. A couple days ago, he got bit a shark. The shark let him go. He was telling the story, they brought him back to the beach. Which is just where he wants to smurfing be, anywhere near the ocean again. And the news reporter was like, "What happened? Why did the shark attack you? Were you taunting it?" "Yeah, I go in the sea sometimes just to smurf around with the sharks. I have this thing called a Shark Rocket and I shoot it at them. And it really annoys them. And then I just wade there in the water and they come at me. But I'm really good at eluding them. I know this hip move, it's something porpoises do and I then I pretend that I have a bottleneck and I stab them in the gills. And it really is effective......"How did you get away?" "I just punched it and it let me go. Let's recap this a smurfin' shark come throught the water...right and this guy...Hey! The smurfin' shark goes over to this guy...bites, this guy punches it in the face and a shark goes ALRIGHT! And tell me there's no time in your life when you swim faster than when a smurfin' shark lets you go, your just like aahhh no, your on the beach aahhh no! smurfing shark let's you go and if you don't get pussy with that story, you want to see my scar.

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I'd take the shark, but only if it bit my head of instead of like my arm or something :P