I'm better than you

Because, I just am.

Please, debunk my argument, I'm lusting after it, discuss why I'm not better than you are, if you can.

This would require too much thinking at this time :(

I support Newcastle United therefore automatically winning (even if we do suck right now!) and secondly I'm drunk right now.

Winner? :grinpink:

I'm better than you 'cause you can't reopen this~