Things FFVIII Characters Would Never Say...

I started this thread last time and it lasted a while, until people starting getting REALLY dirty and it was closed. :mad: So can we please keep the posts somewhat appropiate this time? :rolleyes2 :D ;) Oh, and you can repost anything from the last thread if you want. :) :choc2:

:kaohappy2 :spin: HAVE FUN!!! :spin: :kaohappy2

Irvine: WOOO!!! My new favorite movie is Brokeback Mountain!!! :D

Everyone: ..........

Seifer: So you enjoy watching cowboys kiss?

Irvine: You got me. I have a secret passion for that kind of stuff...I have been exposed...:laugh:

Very well...my last post before the thread got doomed-d-d:

Zell:"I can take you Mike Tyson!"
Cid:"I'm making Seifer in charge."
Quistis:"Congrats, Seifer, for making Seed!"
Squall: "You guys I need a hug."

Zell: "eww..hotdogs..."

Squall: Rinoa
Rinoa: Yeah?
Squall: I was thinking...
Rinoa: Yes
Squall: I was wondering...
Rinoa: Yes
Squall: You know...I Think we should...
Rinoa: Yes (Oh, Oh, he's gonna ask me the question) *really excited*
Squall: That...that...what...I...mean...is...we...should get married!
Rinoa: What the *beep*! I thought you were gonna ask me to *beep* with you! Urgghhh! (is leaving)
Squall:...Irvine said that's what makes girls like her happy...
Rinoa: Now I have to pay Quitis ten bucks for not losing my virginity before...wait a minute...did he just say...I really *beep* things up! Oh *beep*! Squall wait come back!

Ultimecia: Curse these contagious cowards. My car is crappy, it needs Curaga.

Quistis : Maxx Power is certainly not a manly man beast, and I most definately would not do all kinds of crazy stuff with him in his den.

edea:Get out of my body!
Ultimecia:Hell no,it's paradise in here.

quistis: finally! ive FINALLY got a damn hotdog.....these things are nice, warm and they give you a fuzzy feeling INSIDE...in fact they are perfect for........:D

Squall: My daddy never hugged me, :( (Wait, he would say that, just ignore it.)

Irvine: OOOOOO, bunny :drool:

Seifer: I got a chicken wuss and a guy who just reached puberty in my squad

Fujin:WIMP.
Raijin: Don't say that to my little brother!(Weeps)

Raijin:He's only a yaer-old baby,ya know!

squall: i know we've had our differences but i just wanna start again and put it all right...
seifer: man you dont know how much that really means to me......come ere baby and give daddy a kiss....
squall: i never meant to hurt you its just after seeing that brokeback mountain with irvine it just reminded me of what we had....
seifer: oh squallie!!!
squall: oh sefie!!!
*kissing noises ensue*

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Levian

Ultimecia: Curse these contagious cowards. My car is crappy, it needs Curaga.

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Hehehe, that one made me laugh.

Squall: Oh boy, oh boy, what a beautiful day!!! Don't you just love life? It's just so wonderful! I am just SO happy today! I'm always happy; I'm just BURSTING with happiness! Everyone is just so great.

Rinoa: ...Whatever.

Seifer: Gee, Squall is the best guy ever. He and I had so much fun doing arts and crafts and making those little birdfeeders out of pinecones and helping the poor. I never want this day to end!

Selphie: Dear God, I HATE riding in trains. I prefer flying in a giant flying school Garden thing.

Not very creative, but... whatever. (No pun intended.)

Kid Squall:Want to play war?
Others:.......whatever.

Rinoa: "I'm sooo buff right now."
Squall: "Pancakes anyone?"