Maxwell's Silver Hammer (Smiley song)

Joan was quizzical :confused: studied pataphysical science in the home :clone:
Late night all alone with a test-tube,
Oh oh, oh oh.
Maxwell Edison :monocle: majoring in medicine :hourglas: calls her on the phone, :blahblah:
Can I take you to the pictures Joan.
But as she’s getting ready to go, a knock come on the door.
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :ghost:
Back in school again, Maxwell plays the fool again, :joker: teacher gets annoyed, :irked:
Wishing to avoid an unpleasant scene,
She tells Max to stay when the class has gone away, :rolleyes2
So he waits behind,
Writing fifty times I must not be so
But when she turns her back on the boy, he creeps up from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon her head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that she was dead. :angel:
P.C. thirty-one said, we’ve caught a dirty one, :screwy:
Maxwell stands alone :sad:
Painting testimonial pictures oh oh oh oh.
Rose and Valerie screaming from the gallery say he must go free. :kiss:
The judge does not agree and he tells them so oh oh. :nonono:
But as the words are leaving his lips, a noise comes from behind, :jokey:
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer came down upon his head,
Bang :smash: bang :smash: Maxwell’s silver hammer made sure that he was dead. :ghost:
Silver hammer man. :smash::smash:

Go ahead and use smileys to illustrate a song!

Hello theundeadhero, you are a good man.

Glad I still have your approval :)

Hey, Jude, :kaohappy:don't make it bad:kaocry:
Take a sad song :crying:and make it better:chuckle:
Remember to let her into your heart:heart:
Then you can start to make it better:bigbiggri

Hey, Jude,:p don't be afraid:whoa:
You were made to go out and get her:mario:
The minute:hourglas:you let her under your skin:quarter:
Then you begin :save:to make it better. :kaohappy2

And any time you feel the pain,:twak: hey, Jude, refrain:nonono:
Don't carry the world upon your shoulders:hat:
Well don't you know :confused: that its a fool :monkey:who plays it cool:cool:
By making his world a little colder:mwahaha:

Hey, Jude! :monster:Don't let her down:mog:
You have found her,:kaocheer: now go and get her:roll:
Remember, to let her into your heart:kiss:
Then you can start to make it better.:thumb:

So let it out:shoot: and let it in,:rabite::cookie: hey, Jude, begin:kaofight:
You're waiting for someone to perform with:fencing:
And don't you know:confused: that it's just you, :oscar: hey, Jude,
You'll do, :beer: the movement you need is on your shoulder:grinpink:

Hey, Jude, :excited: don't make it bad:hyper:
Take a sad song :weep: and make it better:nibbles:
Remember :rolleyes2 to let her into your heart:love:
Then you can start to make it better:strut:
:ty:

I love that song. There's actually a flash movie for it on Newgrounds, but I'm far too lazy to look it up right now.

I was going to post up Chilli's Give It Away, but these boards went and deleted half my hard work, so I'm too annoyed to participate. :mad2: :mad2: :mad2:

I LOVE that song! I think I've said this before, but that song -- like most Beatles songs -- is GODLY. :love: Carrots, you too are godly for making this thread. Maxwell and his silver hammer love you.

Bang bang Maxwell's silver hammer came down~ Upon her heeeeeead!

I waited 'til I saw the sun :cat:
I don't know why I didn't come :kaodrop:
I left you by the house of fun:monkey:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaoyatta:

When I saw the break of day:pimp:
I wished that I could fly away:angel:
Instead of kneeling in the sand:kaolook:
Catching teardrops in my hand:kaobeg2:

My heart is drenched in wine:beer: :confused:
But you'll be on my mind :kaolove2:
Forever:kaoclove:

Out across the endless sea:tumble: :confused:
I would die in ecstasy:spin:
But I'll be a bag of bones:tonberry:
Driving down the road along:sophia:

My heart is drenched in wine:foot:
But you'll be on my mind:kaolove:
Forever:kaolove2:

Something has to make you run:mario:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg:
I feel as empty as a drum:hourglas:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaobeg2:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaoplain:
I don't know why I didn't come:kaolove:

{cough? }
Purple haze all in my brain:pimp:
Lately things just don’t seem the same:upsidedow
Actin’ funny:joker: , but I don’t know why:confused:
’scuse me while I kiss the sky:kiss:
Purple haze all around:shifty:
Don’t know if I’m comin’ up or down:spin:
Am I happy:bgl: or in misery?:(
What ever it is, that girl:quina: put a spell on me:scary:
Help me:kaobeg:
Help me:kaobeg:
Oh, no, no:kaolook:
[faint, spoken lyrics...all questionable]
Hammerin’:smash:
Talkin’ ’bout heart:heart: ’n’...s-soul:angel:
I’m talkin’ about hard stuff:rock:
If everbodys still around, fluff and ease:nibbles: , if
So far out my mind:Oo:
Somethings happening:eek: , somethings happening:eek:
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, {click} ahhh,
Ooo, ahhh
Ooo, ahhh, yeah!:strut:
Purple haze all in my eyes:yuck: , uhh
Don’t know if it’s day:kaoplain: or night:kaosleep:
You got me blowin’:tumble: , blowin’ my mind:whoa:
Is it tomorrow, or just the end of time?:hourglas:
Ooo
Help me:kaobeg:
Ahh, yea-yeah, purple haze, yeah:exdee:
Oh, no, oh:kaolook:
Oh, help me:kaobeg:
Purple haze, tell me:blahblah: , baby, tell me:blahblah:
I can’t go on like this:nonono:
Purple haze
You’re makin’ me blow my mind:x_x: ...mama
Purple haze, n-no, nooo:nonono:
Purple haze, no, it’s painful, baby:trout: