What the hell is wrong with the world

What in the hell happened to the world.

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Tuesday, January 24, 2006

Fun stuff to read : Masturbation World Record!

It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

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Well, interesting article to say the least. Now finally, I know of a record I stand a chance of breaking. Who do we have to contact to get an official for recording the ummm record-breaking attempt? Maybe Guinness? Or Larry Flynt? Howard?:confused:

1.) WTF? How?!!!! :cat: :confused:

2.) Amazing yet disturbing. :cat: :cry:

3.) Is this going to be closed? :cat: :mad:

There was a part I had to cut out about the burning. Guinnes I believe

What isn't there an official world record for?

The answer to this thread's titular question is this: I am not the emperor of it.

"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

he is my hero xD

Pfft. I bet he was faking.

Interesting.

*closes*