Happy _____ day! ...wtf is _____ day?

The special days in "todays events" need explinations tagged under them. What is "Exactly Seven Day" about? How are we supposed to know?

It's like a special awareness program that BoB implemented. He makes every day a special day.

Maybe we're not supposed to know, or maybe there is absolutely no meaning whatsoever aside from "Monumental Breakdown in Staff Protocol" day.

If you don't understand the meaning, then just don't care. That's what I do. Either that, or I picture the staffers taking a dump. It helps me remember that they are human too.

Except for Yams.

It's something that was done for fun.