What's the best Yo Momma joke?

I know some folks that be goin' at it on them jokes. Let's see who has the best.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean spain claimed for the new world

LOL!!!

A'ight. Uh...

Yo momma so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Yo moma so dumb she went to a drug store for heroin

yo momma so dumb she chased after a school bus filled with white people yellin, "Stop that twinkie!"

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

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That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

Yo mama so dum when she heard it was chilli outside she got a bowl.

Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

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Originally Posted by -Red XIII-

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Originally Posted by Shaun

Yo momma is so fat, she took a spoon to Superbowl!

Heh, can't remember many right now...

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That woulda been REAL tight, but try and change it to a 'yo momm so stupid' joke

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Yeah, I guess that makes more sense. Isn't there a word that contains both obesity and stupidity? :p

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Originally Posted by -Red XIII-

Here's a long one.

yo momma headed for disneyland. when she was on a highway, she saw a sign going to the left that said "Disnyland-left". so she turned around and went home.

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I thought that was a blonde joke.

yo momma so dumb she sat on the tv and watched the sofa

Stubesity

obesity and stupidity put into one word... "... daaaaamn."

:D

yo momma so ugly she gotta trick-or-treat over the phone.