Hey Agnostics!

If you want to believe in God, just P.M. me, twice to let me know you really are serious.






Atheists could too, but I really think that you all are hopelessly damned to go to Hell. Sorry, it's just the way it is folks, I know how you can be.

Aw, that's too bad! I'll write you a postcard from the depths of hell when you're in heaven, being an Atheist and all! I'll try to send up some of the Devil's cheesecake, I hear it's to die for. :)

Give me one good reason to believe in God.

Oh God, this is one of those things where you lur me to your toolshed and then shine a torch in me face, isn't it? :(

:cry: THANKS! ;_; ...oh well, I knew I was going to hell after I... :shifty: Nevermind.

I am Hell.

But I've been a good boy! :sad:

I am a religious beast and I do believe you're just a pretentious, facetitious herald of doom descended upon us from the pits of hell (how, you ask, can one descend from below?)

I will pray for your soul, messiah that I am.

I'm going to Nirvana! Or I'm going to be an ant! And there's nothing YOU can do about it! ]<

I don't want to believe in god. As G'kar timelessly states - it both terrifies and reassures me that there are still mysteries in the universe.

Ironically he was talking about the closest thing this universe is ever going to see to a god. Funny, huh?

Point being I'm agnostic, but have no particular desire for confirmation of any particular religion because the point is to think, not to believe.

Hell is just like Earth, except more evil, more parties and 4x times hotter. The devil is supposed to be a cool guy.

There really is no point in having a thread in which you first insult two subgroups of people based on their belief or lack thereof, and then instruct people to PM you. It doesn't lead to any type of discussion, which is actually the point in making a thread. If you want to discuss religion, feel free to make a thread on the topic, but don't make threads like this, please.