Funny Insults

Okay, what are some of the hilarious insults and stuff you use in jokes and stuff?

Obviously, really bad offensive ones arent allowed...

I like to use big words and fancy language XD

Like so...

"you intellectually challenged ignoramus"

"Silence, peon, I grow weary of this impertinence, so we shall we abscond this little matter?"

"Stop your caustic savoir-faire, you mentally defective overly gushing silicone implant." <-- The guy was laughing so hard when I said that one :p he couldnt breath

"This just proves you need to ascertain something pragmatic."

"I find you to be very meretricious, compared to aplatitudinous a moiety pee." <-- my friend said that, sounds a bit off

I replied "Your imprudence is convivial"

Okay, thats it for now, you guys got any hilarious ones? XD

"Your mom" always tops my list.

Yeah, I often counter with that, it all depends on the timing :P

Out of 10,000 sperm, you had to be the quickest.

I will usually use big words in real life. Online, it usually won't go farther than "Your stupid dumbface is.....dumb!!"

I don't ever get into a fight or something to use insults. Yet if I did, I either do the same as you, using big words, or making mom jokes.

I just formed this new one XD

Your fallacious asseverations only beguile the veridical cretins of the macrocosm

I still think "Oh My Goth" is the cleverist thing that ever left a Chavs mouth

u sux imo

With ya old (insert food or object) head ass.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

You may look like an idiot, and talk like an idiot, but that isn't fooling anyone. You really are an idiot.

Some of my favorites are in Latin :D :

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem - In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris - If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

YOUR FACE!

[leeza]*snip*

Not funny. ~ Leeza[/leeza]

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Originally Posted by SammieBabe

Some of my favorites are in Latin :D :

Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem - In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris - If Caesar were alive, you'd be chained to an oar.

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Those are awesome :p

I want to learn some norwegian ones...