Your own personal quotes?

Has anyone here got any of there own quotes/sayings etc?

I have: "I dont use porn, I use imagination"

If you forget how to remember, how do you remember you forgot?

"Just go back to your pimp.":cat:

And "Kitty!! :love: :cat:"

Caution, Blind Man Driving.

Me and my friends have a lot of quotes which we say heaps. Such as:

"So, a duck walks into a bar and says 'Gimme some Chapstick and put it on my bill!' Ho Ho Ho!"
"_____ and _____! (Enter names there) The bird comes crawling back to the nest on his stomach! Mmm-mm! Delicious!" That originated when one of my friends started going out with this girl for a second time.
'ICH BIN GENURTSTAG! What's that mean? I AM BIRTHDAY!'

And we quote heaps of movies like Dodgeball, Anchorman, Old School (a bit), Team America (a bit).
And 'Ya mum' is a big one.
And recently I've been saying "How Erotic!" To everything.

Sometimes we join the lot.
"So, Ya mum walks into a bar and says "ICH BIN GEBURTSTAG!" and put it on my bill. How Erotic!"

well me and my mates are a bit ramdom we just say random stuff the thing we say most is STRAWBERRY JAM MONKEYS but i have stolen this pharse off jay and silent bob because it is cool i like to say NOCHING :D

I forgot to pick Aeris up earlier in the game. Does this mean I can dig her up in Bone Village?

Anything you would be embarassed doing tomorrow is worth doing today.

"(Something about nipples)"

'wow that's hot'

^Classic quote. Can be used anytime to embarass or offend.

You are phat!

"Make love not war"! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y179/Reaha/naughty.gif

"your slower than a monkey and banana"(doesnt make sence i know)
then these quotes are off limits cause only i can use these quotes ive already beaton up 2 people for using them they are "HOLY FLIPPIN SHINIKIES and BULL SHINIKIES theres a couple more but im not tellin

PRAY TO TEH LEETLE BUTTERFLYS!

HIGH AS TWO MONKEYS ON NITROUS OXIDE!

among others...

HI HO TIPITY!!! (war cry)
oww, monkeys... (oh, changos)
winds up!! (vientooos!)
"do whatever you need", the other people says "what?", and answer "die!"

and my friend has one

"live once, die once, smurf a lot!"

EDIT: upss, my fault Leeza n.nU *fixed*