How Loony BoB became a CK
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch! A witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! We've found a witch! We've found a witch! A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_vllgr.jpg
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
How do you know she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
She looks like one.
CROWD:
Right! Yeah! Yeah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Bring her forward.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Uh, but you are dressed as one.
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_bedev.jpg
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
They dressed me up like this.
CROWD:
Augh, we didn't! We didn't...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
And this isn't my nose. It's a false one.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Well?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Well, we did do the nose.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
The nose?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
And the hat, but she is a witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Yeah!
CROWD:
We burn her! Right! Yeaaah! Yeaah!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Did you dress her up like this?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Yes.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Yes. Yeah, a bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif and http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
A bit.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
She has got a wart.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...een/ROTO13.jpg:
[cough]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
What makes you think she is a witch?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Well, she turned me into a newt.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
A newt?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
I got better.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn her anyway!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn! Burn her!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! Quiet! There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Are there?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Ah?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
What are they?
CROWD:
Tell us! Tell us!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Tell me. What do you do with witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Burn!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Burn!
CROWD:
Burn! Burn them up! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
And what do you burn apart from witches?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
More witches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Shh!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Wood!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, why do witches burn?
[pause]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
B--... 'cause they're made of... wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Good! Heh heh.
CROWD:
Oh, yeah. Oh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Build a bridge out of her.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Ah, but can you not also make bridges out of stone?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Oh, yeah.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/ZELDY.gif:
Oh, yeah. True. Uhh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Does wood sink in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
No. No.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
No, it floats! It floats!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Throw her into the pond!
CROWD:
The pond! Throw her into the pond!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
What also floats in water?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Bread!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Apples!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, very small rocks!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cider!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Uh, gra-- gravy!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
Cherries!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Mud!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Uh, churches! Churches!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
Lead! Lead!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
A duck!
CROWD:
Oooh.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Exactly. So, logically...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
If... she... weighs... the same as a duck,... she's made of wood.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
And therefore?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/RUBAH.gif:
A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../PSYCHOTIC.gif:
A witch!
CROWD:
A witch! A witch!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/RYE.jpg:
Here is a duck. Use this duck.
[quack quack quack]
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Very good. We shall use my largest scales.
CROWD:
Ohh! Ohh! Burn the witch! Burn the witch! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Ahh! Ahh...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Right. Remove the supports!
[whop]
[clunk]
[creak]
http://www.mwscomp.com/movies/grail/...s/05_scale.jpg
CROWD:
A witch! A witch! A witch!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...teen/LEEZA.jpg:
It's a fair cop.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../GIGAGUESS.jpg:
Burn her!
CROWD:
Burn her! Burn her! Burn her! Burn! Burn!...
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
I am Cid, King of the Forums.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege!
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
Good Sir Knight, will you come with me to EyesonFF and join us at the forums?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
My liege! I would be honored.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
What is your name?
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../LOONY_BOB.gif:
Loony BoB, my liege.
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i2...irteen/CID.jpg:
Then I dub you Loony BoB, Cid’s Knight.
EDIT: I only just now realized that BoB isn't a CK at all. :S
EDIT 2: BoB insists that he is, in fact, a CK, so it's all cool.
