Are ' friends ' electric ?

Mine's broken down and now I've no-one left to love.:cry:

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Yeah, all my friends ran out of batteries. :confused:

Yes, they are electric. Don't touch them or you might get shocked. But after a while, you get used to the shock. You "become" the shock. You slowly change into what the shock wants you to be, and then you are lost. You lose yourself, your old friends, your family, all because you trusted the shock, and you changed into it.

I hate AAAs. :mad:

So, I'm assuming that this thread is about friends who suck? Well. that happened to me one time.


::genji::

God, obviously you people haven't heard of the song by Tubeway Army. No matter, anyway - yes, just to give this thread some conceivable point and save it from the virtual slag heap ,it is about so-called friends who " break down" on you.

I think you're somewhat right. Lucky for me, I have a great supply.

they always run out of batteries, it's sad, but I'm still better than them.

Download the song. You'll get the idea, eventually as you listen to it.