Favorite Quote??

Whats your favorite quote?
It could be from an anime, video game, icon, movie, friend...WHATEVER!


Just a random quote.

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."
~John Benfield

Not my favorite, but one that I had handy.

To fear death is nothing other than to think oneself wise when one is not. For it is to think one knows what one does not know. No one knows whether death may not even turn out to be the greatest blessings of human beings. And yet people fear it as if they knew for certain it is the greatest evil.
Socrates

Squall FF8:

"I dreamt I was a moron"
"Then go talk to a wall"

I forgot who said it, and I'm too lazy to find out, but one of my favorites is:

If I owned both Hell and Texas, I'd rent out Texas and live in Hell.
-some awesome guy

"I don't need a life, I'm a gamer I have lots of lives"

Bert, that's a pretty good one. ^^ I like most of Squall's quotes too and I was going to say the "I dreamt I was a moron one."

Final Fantasy VIII is my favourite because of some of the hilarious quotes, such as:

Fujin: "RAGE!"

Seifer: "...Chicken-wuss."

Squall: "The true goal of SeeD is to spread the world with flowers."

"TK, your eyes are like peas and your drool makes a puddle on the floor like wine." ~BOU (GokuKid749876 [or something like that]) attempts to woo Teek.

"All the girls want the Meat Puppet" ~ Sammiebabe.

There are still a few more but my memory fails me. I guess I will try later. :(

'We'll take the hungry, the poor, and the homeless, but we sure as hell won't take any freeloader.' - It was a member here but I forget who.

"I never sleep cuz sleep is the cousin of death"
"currency made in trust of the mesiah, I'm spending it to get higher"
Both from Nas.

Cowards die many times before their deaths.
~ Caesar

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.

Einstein.

I think I've posted these zillions of times before (didn't we have like 23498 of these threads? o_o) but here they are again!

"Men are like parking spaces; all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped." :p

"Are you a derivative function? Cos' I wanna be tangent to your curves."

"If you held eleven roses and looked in the mirror, you would see twelve of the most beautiful things in the world."

"A baby seal walked into a club." <-- I forgot who but someone posted that in the joke thread and I was highly amused. xD

"I'm what you's call a "technical virgin." Could you sacrifice me to a volcano? Yes. Would I be the first choice to save a doomed village? Probably not."

"You don't even know what a hymen is!"
"No, but I know what a SKANK is!"

~War at Home