What weapon would you use out of the 31 things!!!

What do you think the best weapon would be?
1) Normal sword
2) Fast short sword
3) strong broad sword
4) Dual SMGs
5) Autimatic German luger
6) "Gimme a freekin bazooka"
7) A pen
8) A pockit knife
9) Bare hands!!
10) A chair!
11) A wet towel
12) A sharp popsicle stick
13) I'll throw whatever i can reach!
14) My T.V.
15) Ill do it gangsta "man ima shoot ya right here n****"
16) A brick
17) warhammer
18) Kunai
19) Shotgun
20) A fork.
21) A butcher knife
22) A meat cleaver
23) Hammer
24) Ill poke there eyes out!!!
24) Grenade
25) A pillow
26) a truck!! (like run em over)
28) SLAP ATTACK!!!!!!!
29) Choke em to death....
30) send an army!!
31) Other (please state what you would use.)

Well, me id use #7


(sorry abbout the doubble post.)

A normal sword. Simple, effective, and moderately fast.

31)

Either Gaunlets (I like to punch things?)

or

A harp (then I can be a bard, lurvely bards <3), inspiring the most demotivated allies, and frightening the most fearsome foe.

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

Id use a pen only because the enimy would burst out laughing and fall to the floor givving me time to stab them!!!

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Originally Posted by Topcat

The pen, everyone knows that the Pen is Mightier than the sword.:p

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In physical terms, only if the sword is very short and the pen is very sharp.

A METAL pen

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

Why not make a poll?
I'd use my own two hands. Not throwing punches but flapping them up and down as if to say 'calm down there's no need to fight'

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Originally Posted by Griff

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

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Something like Seong Mina in SC?

No.2 works for me.

I will use all of those choices.

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Originally Posted by Griff

31) I would use a combination of a bo staff with a blade at either end (commonly called a swallow, see chrono cross) and Jujitsu.

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Something like Seong Mina in SC?

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Kinda I guess, but a blade on each end, like this: http://www.vgmuseum.com/scans/scans4/cc.jpg

and jujitsu is a martial art like karate with more emphasis on pressure points and take downs.

edit: Zidane's ultimate weapon would be another good example.

I would use a porksword.

#6 seems to be the logical choice. Unless the weapon is merely yelling out "gimme a freaking bazooka" in which case it would surely fail.

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