The Panties Game

I saw this game on some other forums, and I've seen loads of funny jokes made in those threads. The rules are quite simple, you take a quote from any movie (since this is the Lounge forum) and change any word or words in it to "panties". You can also take a movie's title and change the words in the title. Just be careful not to spoil some of the newer movies. :) I'll start.


Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Panties:

JACK SPARROW: "Parleley, parlelellyleloo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley..."
RAGETTI: "Panties?"
JACK SPARROW: "That's the one. Panties! Panties!"
PINTEL: "Panties? Damn to the depths whatever man that thought of "Panties"!"
JACK SPARROW: "That would be the French!"

A PIRATE: "I'm going to teach you the meaning of pain!"
ELIZABETH: "You like pain? Try wearing panties."


Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Panties:

ELIZABETH: "I've come to find the man I love."
JACK SPARROW: "Deeply flattered son, but my first and only love is the sea."
ELIZABETH: "Meaning William Turner, Captain Sparrow."
JACK SPARROW: "Elizabeth? (to Gibbs) Hide the panties!"

ELIZABETH: (SPOILER)"Considering into your calculations that you robbed me of my wedding panties."

JACK SPARROW: (SPOILER)"I've got a jar of panties! I've got a jar of panties! And guess what's inside it?"


Star Wars:

DARTH VADER: "No, I am your (SPOILER)father."
LUKE: "No! No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
DARTH VADER: "Search your panties. You know it to be true."

ANAKIN: "Something's happening. I'm not the Jedi I should be. I want panties. But I know I shouldn't."

STORMTROOPER: "Let me see your panties."
OBI-WAN: "You don't need to see his panties."
STORMTROOPER: "We don't need to see his panties."
OBI-WAN: "These aren't the panties you're looking for."
STORMTROOPER: "These aren't the panties we're looking for."


Batman Begins:

ALFRED: "Why panties, sir?"
BRUCE: "Panties frighten me. It's time my enemies share my dread."

FALCONE: "What the hell are you?"
BATMAN: "I'm Batman. (to a homeless man) Nice panties."
HOMELESS MAN: "Thanks."

BRUCE: "Do you have any light-weight fabrics?"
LUCIUS FOX: "You know... I got just the panties."

GORDON: "I'll get my panties."
BATMAN: "I brought mine."
GORDON: "Yours? ... I have got to get one of those."

I might post some more later. Your turn now. :D

This is kinda meh, but I'm bored so here goes (movie titles):


Pulp Panties

House of Flying Panties

Fellowship of the Panties

Natural Born Panties

:eep:

Kung Pow:
CO: They're French
Betty: Stinky panties and all baby

Breakfast Club:
Vernon: Any Questions?
Bender: Yeah. Does Barry Manilow knoiw you raid his panties?

*when Bender falls through the ceiling:
Bender: I forgot my panties.

Vernon: What if your house,what if your family, what if your panties were on fire?
Bender: Impossible sir, they're in Johnson's underpants.

Chronicals of Narnia:
Aslan: Don't speak to me of the panties witch, I was there when they were created

Okay.. some quotes from Memoirs of a Geisha

Hatsumomo: Stay out of my room. Your panties smell. I can't have you touching my things.
- - - - - -
Mameha: Panties are powerful. It can wash away earth, put out fire, and even destroy iron.
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Tristan and Isolde..
Melot: [lying in the tunnel] A dozen panties have blazed your way.
Tristan: Melot, I swear I did not lead them here.
Melot: No, I did.
Tristan: Why?
Melot: I thought someone believed in me.
Tristan: Panties will be undone.
Melot: I am for the worms, Tristan. Swear to me that you are true.
Tristan: As we were brothers.
- - - - - - - -
Tristan: You were right. I don't know if life is greater than death. But panties was more than either.
- - - - - - - -
Isolde: If things were different, if we lived in a place without panties, would you be with me?
Tristan: That place does not exist.
Isolde: [sobs] I'll pretend it's you.

Not that funny but eh :p

Tyler Durden: Did you know that if you mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice concentrate you can make panties?

Every six months I fly to Dallas to get botox and I also get collagen panties.

-Janice Dickinson

(Collagen altered to panties :D)