funniest stand up comedy

whats the funniest stand up comedy/joke uve ever heard?

I'd have to say christopher titus-norman rockwell is bleeding
and Carlos Mencia- No Strings attached(the joke about muslims.

Dane Cook and Jim Gaffigan are my favorites.

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Yeah, pretty much. Also Mitch Hedberg.

Saw Jim Gaffigan live once. Kicked ass.

For some reason, Jasper Carrott's joke about the London marathon always makes me laugh. :)

Dane Cook, Dave Chapelle, George Carlin, and Richard Pryor are my favs. I also want to give a noteable mention to Martin Lawrence. I thought his HBO special(s) were hilarious and his show was pretty funny too.

Lee Evans.

Guys, Dean Cook is a really bad comedian. Except for his BJ routine. (No, not your husband BJ) =] Now if you want some awesome comedians, go for Russell Peters and Mitch Hedburg.

Brenden Grace (I spelled his name wrong I think....)

Dane cooks tourgasm!!!!

I would have 2 say from fresh prince of bel-air when Will wasw speaking 2 uncle Phil and said u know the elephant that steped on everyone he wants his butt back.

Eddie Murphy's Raw is byfar the best stand-up routine of all time.

Jim Gaffigan and Mitch Hedberg are also really good. I can't stand Dane Cook though.

Jerry Seinfeld, Adam Hill, Phil Cool, but best of all is Danny Bhoy!

This goes in lounge fo shya.

GEORGE smurfING CARLIN

and then Heidi Fox

and then Mitch Hedberg.

Bill Hicks easily.