The Lets Be Having You Football Chants Thread

Iv had enough of politics lets talk football!

What are funniest chants your heard at a game?

A couple of years ago Chelsea played at Norwich the Norwich fans started singing “ We’ve got a top cook you’ve got a Russian crook! Then the Chelsea fans replied by singing “ We’ve got Abramovich you’ve got a drunken *****” I think you can figure that word out! It was shortly after her famous LETS BE HAVING YOU speech! So I want to know any good chants you hear this year then if theirs enough at the end of the season I will do a top 3!

I found a few in an Bob Reilly article in Sports Illustrated.

These are a few between Burnley and Blackthorne. (I think).

Your mom's your dad!
Your dad's your mom!
You're filthy!
You're inbred!
You Burnley scum!

And this is a parody of a chant for a player in the Premier League, done for his teammate when he was rumored to be schizophrenic.

Original Chant:

One Michael Owen!
There's only one Michael Owen!

Parodied Chant:

Two Andy Gorams!
There's only two Andy Gorams!

does noboady eles go to football?