Physical Prowess

So, what are some amazing things you can do with yourself? Any physical feats that are hard for most people to do? Anything at all? Hmm?

I have just learned to backflip while standing in place. I am so happy to add that to my list of things. I can frontflip, backflip, round-off backflip, and aerial. I want to learn to do wall flips and all that other stuff. I had been looking through youtube when I found that 'street ninja' guy, he was my inspiration. Now I know that it is an extreme sport called 'Tricking' and I want to learn it because it looks fun. Yeah.

You?

Think.

I can exactly reproduce the sound of a (beer-filled) bongo drum by slapping my stomach!

This:

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I can do a backflip and frontflip underwater.

I can shoot laser beams from my eyes.

I used to be pretty strong for my size and I was capable of alot of interesting things. I honestly dont know what is left of that anymore. I used to dance so fast that my legs would disappear beyond human comphrehension. I had good relfexes but Im afaird that not a whole lot of that may be left. I once had potential. Id give my sad story here but I'll spare all of you. I never learned to back flip or run up walls or anything. However I once had a nickname in life for being...."different"

Times change, and I only now consider the thought of being that person again. I would video tape it if I tried to. However no one includi8ng myself has asked me to do those things anymore and I dont even know if I can be like that anymore.

Times change , people do too I suppose.

Not a whole lot besides being double jointed in my fingers, and being too flexible for my own good. I guess it comes in handy when I need to kick really high or something. :|

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Haha, Decessus just won this thread.

I can put my foot behind my head, and i can lick my elbow :D

I can extend both my arms out real far and hold a 10 pound weight in one hand and use the other extended arm to catch the wieght when I drop it , and I catch it without the wieght falling more than a foot. Highlighters less than like 4 inches of a drop if any at all...I have many talents I could have went some where with them but at las poor love hurts is nothing but a dreamer.

edit: I also can drop the wieght holding it like 6 inches from the ground let go of the wieght and dash to a corner of my room before it hits the floor.

I can put my leg behind my head, or atleast I could last time i tried. I'm very flexible, considering I've never actually trained to improve my flexibility.

I used to be able to do a standing backflip too. Now I'm out of shape, drats.

Sometimes, if I try really hard, I can produce compounds of waste products in my pants.

Beat that, N'Sync.

The only special thing about me is I have double-jointed shoulders. I can clasp my hands in front of me, and bring my arms all the way over my head and to the small of my back without needing to unclasp my hands.