funny

do u own any funnt shirts/ cool shirts? the funniest shirts i own say
Blue shirt
Shirt says:
You know you are in the mushroom kingdom when...
Mushrooms make you bigger.
Pipes send you to the warp zone.
You keep finding gold coins.
Stars make you invincible.
Head-butting bricks is a good idea.
Toad-stools talk to you.
Turtles attack you.
Vegetables make you fly.
Flowers try to bite you.
The Shy Guys are after you.
You're after the princess.
Your best friend is a dinosaur named Yoshi.


Green
Shirt says:
All I know I learned from Zelda
Listen to wise old wizards.
Princesses are worth saving.
Pick up coins whenever you can.
Stay out of dungeons.
Avoid the undead.
Find the magic sword.
Everybody needs jewels.
Wisdom Power and Courage are the Triforce.
I'm the chosen one.


i also have one that says sarcasm is the body's natural defense against stupidity

The funniest shirt I have right now says "Unfortunately school starts before I get up."

The funniest T-shirt I have is a picture of Lucy from Peanuts, and she's pregnant. It also has caption that says "Damn you Charlie Brown" ..No one really gets it unless if they actually take a second to look at it. -_-

my favourite t shirt is a black t shirt that says, in big bold white letters
"t-shirt"

I never reallly owned any of them but one of my m8s has one that says "My other shirt is dirty"

People must stare at you a long time, wearing shirts like that.

I don't wear shirts to make people laugh.

I guess the funniest shirt I've seen was one with two rabbits partnering on it. But not really. I don't often look at chests, and shirts don't interest me very much.

I have a shirt that says ERIC on it in big letters with a star around it.

I wear plain white shirts. People seem to find that funny. Especially if I have had a Sharpie. I have one shirt that I went all crazy on and turned it into a Captain Planet shrine. :p

We've turned a myriad of plain white t-shirts into offensive and amusing ones as well with the help of Sharpies. Putting 'smurf me hard' on one side, and then 'smurf me harder - (814) 860-1583' on the back was an awesome idea. Go ahead and call the number too, it isn't me. ;)

Haha. That is awesome. I made one shirt that was all about how much I like vegetarians because they leave more meat for me. It also said something offensive to vegans on it.

Then I have another that is an insult in German. And another that has an alien I drew on it, then it says 'Earth is full, go home.'

I hate funny and I despise laughter. I live in the dark and don't need clothes.

one shirt says notknow im busy [guy sittin on couch game controller in hand]

another says miner are bigger
[squrriel holding 2 acorns in air]

I have one that says.

DOPE! You are what you smoke.

Also,

WARNING: DESTRUCTION OF BRAINCELLS IN PROGERSS and a picture of a drunk person.

"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you cause you're all the same", meh

"I is a college student"
"Keep your mouth shut and apear stupid, or open it and remove all doubt"
"Been drinking from the fountain of stupid again, I see"
"Save the IRS"
"Plays well with dead people"
^_^