KH Bloopers!

Yes, it's that time again! Kingdom Hearts Bloopers! Also allows Kingdom Hearts II.

*Scene where Tidus, Wakka, and Selphie ask you all those annoying questions*

Voiceless Text: Tell me something about you, dammit.

*Sora walks over to Wakka*

Wakka: Who are you?

Sora: We've known each other for years, you jerk.*Walks over to Tidus*

Tidus: *Plays with his fly* What's your favourite colour?

Sora: Uh.....

Selphie: Sora, where's my jumprope?

Sora: ...

Voiceless Text: So, you've known your twitty friends for years, your favorite color is "uh", and you stole Selphie's jumprope. Is this really you?

Sora: No!

Voiceless Text: Okay, yes it is.

Sora: Wait a minute!

Voiceless Text: Right then. Your adventure begins at dawn. As long as it's sunny your journey will be a pleasant one.

*Starts raining*

Sora: DAMMIT!!!

lol!

haha, thats gd!

ROFL, I i love when it started raining

Voiceless Text: But don't be afraid...

Sora: What do you mean, not be afraid?! There's this black giant which is 50 metres tall!

Voiceless Text: You are the one who will open the door... Now, go finish it off, loser!

Sora: How the hell am I supposed to beat this giant with a shield that has Mickey Mouse on it?!

Voiceless Text: Swing your swo-- WHAT?! You picked the shield?!

Sora: *Nods* Yup.

Voiceless Text: You're done for.

voiceless text: pick your weapon sora

sora:hmmm the sword, the shield, or the staff.....I think ill go with the staff

voiceless text:hmmm...WAIT SORA STOP

*RANDOM EXPLOSION*

voiceless text:i forgot to mention the staff is booby traped(thats y no one uses it hehe)

sora:i.....[img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ing hate you

(yeah its been a long time since i played KH1 so i just made up the voiceless text....STFU I KNOW IT ISNT THAT GOOD.....GET THAT GOD DAMN SWORD AWAY FROM ME)

*please stand by we are having technical difficulties*

(ok....*pant pant* im done)

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Originally Posted by _yeojina_

Voiceless Text: But don't be afraid...

Sora: What do you mean, not be afraid?! There's this black giant which is 50 metres tall!

Voiceless Text: You are the one who will open the door... Now, go finish it off, loser!

Sora: How the hell am I supposed to beat this giant with a shield that has Mickey Mouse on it?!

Voiceless Text: Swing your swo-- WHAT?! You picked the shield?!

Sora: *Nods* Yup.

Voiceless Text: You're done for.

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That was HILARIOUS!! :laugh: I loved it. I can't really think of any bloopers right now, maybe later ...

Voiceless Text: Pick a weapon
Sora: I choose a nuke
Voiceless Text: You can't pick that.
Sora: The hell I can't. This is my dream.
Voiceless Text: ...Fine *nuke appears*, Now you must sacrifice something in return.
Sora: I sacrifice you. And don't make me tell you again.
Voiceless Text: You suck. You really suck *disappears*
Sora: Well that was easy.
*reappears* VT: By the way, Heartless are immune to nukes. *disappears*
Sora: Dammit!

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Originally Posted by Griff

Voiceless Text: Pick a weapon
Sora: I choose a nuke
Voiceless Text: You can't pick that.
Sora: The hell I can't. This is my dream.
Voiceless Text: ...Fine *nuke appears*, Now you must sacrifice something in return.
Sora: I sacrifice you. And don't make me tell you again.
Voiceless Text: You suck. You really suck *disappears*
Sora: Well that was easy.
*reappears* VT: By the way, Heartless are immune to nukes. *disappears*
Sora: Dammit!

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:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::l augh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
Their like cocroches!

lol, this stuff is hilarious!lmao

Sora: Kairi?
Kairi: Yes?
Sora: I lost your lucky charm so--
Kairi: WHAT?!
Sora: I lost your lucky charm, so I have here a rose instead.
Kairi: You could've at least given me a Moogle plushie!
Sora: Moogle plushies don't exist. Unfortunately. But here, have this Dream Rod I got from the last game.

olololol

Sora: Riku! There's a wave falling on yew!
Riku: :) *puts out hand*
Sora: smurfing spaztard, wtf is wrong with you, you stupid person, dont just stand there and stare at me like that, wtf, ffs [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]breath.
Riku: lol
Sora: RRRGH!!

*wave comes down, sora goes all spazzy, riku remains standing*

Sora: What the hell, Riku. You're smurfing messed up.
Riku: Pieeeeeee...
Sora: No.
Riku: Kairi!
Sora: ...
Riku: loldiebitch
Sora: ?????????

Umm... yeah

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Originally Posted by No.78

olololol

Sora: Riku! There's a wave falling on yew!
Riku: :) *puts out hand*
Sora: smurfing spaztard, wtf is wrong with you, you stupid person, dont just stand there and stare at me like that, wtf, ffs [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]breath.
Riku: lol
Sora: RRRGH!!

*wave comes down, sora goes all spazzy, riku remains standing*

Sora: What the hell, Riku. You're smurfing messed up.
Riku: Pieeeeeee...
Sora: No.
Riku: Kairi!
Sora: ...
Riku: loldiebitch
Sora: ?????????

Umm... yeah

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Too random for a joke to be good it must have some sort of structure for example

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Originally Posted by Squall and Rinoa Playin thread

Episode 15- Sugar mmmmm....
Squall and Rinoa decide that Selphie hasn't been over much outside of parties so the invite her over for games...

Selphie: So you say your at the part with the trains...
Rinoa: Yep!
Selphie: I'll be right over!
Rinoa turns around to see Rinoa in front of her...
Rinoa: How did... uh... duh... uh... Oh my God! How did you do that!
Selphie: I eat my Vegetables!
Squall: I'm at the part with the trains!

Selphie: TRAIN!
Selphie, Squall, and Rinoa all play, but then they run out of train scenes

Selphie: I'm boooooooooooooooooored!
Selphie: I'm boooooooooooooooooored!
Selphie: I'm boooooooooooooooooored!
Squall (thinking): Stay Calm...
Squall: Why don't you go in the kitchen and have something to eat then.
Selphie: OoooooooK!
She goes in the kitchen
Rinoa (Whispers): Good one!
50 min later...
Rinoa: She's been in their for a while
Squall: Go in there and check on her I'm finally figuring out where to go!
Rinoa: Fine!
Rinoa goes in the kitchen but to her horror sees two empty 5 pound bags of sugar empty and Selphie literally bounceing off the walls
Selphie VERY FAST: I like trains, I like trains, I like trains, I like trains, I like trains, I like trains, I like trains (continues)

Rinoa: That's how she got here...

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You'll notice that the post has a general joke going on the entire time (Selphie's obsession with trains)

And yet it's still not funny. >_>

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Originally Posted by Ouch!

And yet it's still not funny. >_>

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Maybe you think that but...

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Originally Posted by innocentenshi7

This is hilarious! Keep 'em coming!! xD

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Originally Posted by al-bhed_kid0827

ROFL!

YES!YES!YES!

OMG!You have more than reddemed yourself Goldenboco!

I loved the part where Edea said her hair had to breathe!!!

And the entire second one!!!

Keep them at this quality,they're hysterical!!!

LMAO!!!

These are the best ones yet!It'll be hard to challenge them,but I believe in you Goldenboco!

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Originally Posted by f f freak

Loving it

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They seemed to like it :P