WTF, Decessus?

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Originally Posted by Decessus

The same people who came to get Lovehurts have surrounded your house. They are carrying dangerous weapons, waiting for you to come out and surrender. You start to get nervous as they talky on their talky. It turns out they are imprisoning EoFF members because they're very creepy. Think fast, you only have 3 minutes until they decide to come in and get you. What will you do? What WILL you do?

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call 911.

I will ask lovehurts for advice on how to use my/his 'gifts'.

Woah you can predict the future, but so can every other EoFFer :rolleyes2

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

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The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

come and get me.

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Originally Posted by Decessus

No, really. Click on the thread title.

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I don't understand why you instructed people to click the thread title when everyone who reads that statement has already done exactly that. :p

As for the question. I would call the police. Then I would call my boyfriend and tell him that I was being attacked. Then I'd grab the stungun and go charging out there, zapping everyone in sight.

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

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The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

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Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

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Originally Posted by Hambone

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Originally Posted by Decessus

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Originally Posted by Hambone

call 911.

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The cops approve. They think we're creepy too.

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Okay. Then I'd hide. Actually, what are these "people" gonna do to me?

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Buttrape.

I'd make a derranged attention-seeking thread in EoEO. That seems to work pretty well.

It's for lazy people like me who hover over the titles and only go into the thread if what I see is interesting :p

I'd shoot fireballs out of my eyes and fry them all. :)

Strike up some nice conversation and ask for gardening tips, then head home, acting like I dont know what EoFF is.

You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.

Suicide is my only option.

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Originally Posted by LunarWeaver

You could invite them in and offer them snacks. Nobody hurts a snack giver.

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...BESIDES ASS FACES!!