EoFF Choose Your Own Adventure!

I can't remember the last time we did one of these (or if I'm simply hallucinating and we've never done it before), but I feel like one of those old school "Choose Your Own Path" jobs is just what we need round here to rouse the spirits. Just choose one of the paths outlined below, run with it, then create four more paths for the next poster to take/elabourate on.

I'll start. K? K.

You stand before a huge castle. Lightning cracks in the background yet surprisingly there's no rain around. You can't remember why you are here, only that you appeared here with nothing but a lime-green tabard and a plastic spork in your left hand. Your right hand is empty and it's jolly fine for it. A large chasm lies before you, and a dirt track lies beforer you than the chasm. Upon closer examination, you see that there is a drawbridge leading to the castle, which is shut up well good and proper with chains that appear to be a mixture of tungsten steel and aluminium. A surprisingly strange mix for a medieval castle such as this. There is also a tree of no particular significance off to the left.

Do you;

A - Attempt to climb down into the chasm
B - Throw the spork at the drawbridge in the hope it's plasticy might can bring it down
C - Go and examine the Tree of No Particular Significance
D - Take a possibly long trek around to the back of the castle and hope someone's left the kitchen door open

You attempt to climb into the chasm, becuase castles are so cliché. During this time, a chasm monster flies out of nowhere and attempts to have it's way with your neck. In the struggle, you slip and fall down a very long way until you land on your feet, inexplicably unhurt. The chasm monster disintegrates into the ground, leaving 200 pesetas and a spinel, which you pick up.

Looking around, there is a Sports Car and a unicycle. In the distance is a small wooden hut. To your left is another chasm.

Do you;

A - Get on the unicycle and attempt to ride towards the hut
B - Get on the motorbike and attempt the ride towards the hut
C - Take the motorbike and ride into the new chasm, hoping for an insane stunt bonus on a grand scale
D - Fap

You take the motorcycle and ride towards the hut off in the distance. As you approach the hut, a great bolt comes from sky to strike a wall of fire between you and your destination. Out of sheer horror, you veer a hard left, only to fall down yet another chasm, suffering only a small bruise. The motorcycle being destroyed, you have little hope to get anywhere quickly, since the sports car has disappeared once you chose the motorcycle.

Then you realize, it was just an elevated path that led up back to where you once where, yet there is an ominous cliff face behind you, leading straight to the back entrance of the castle.

Do you;

A - Salvage the motorcycle parts and climb up the cliff face
B - Attempt to trek back across the path to the hut
C - Yell out in order to create attention
D - Decide to walk the path down further into the chasm

OOC:	It goes without saying, but you can only "adventure" once every ten posts.

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

OOC:	It goes without saying, but you can only "adventure" once every ten posts.

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OOC:	Assuming that people even want to adventure. Damn you Maxx, if you had let me go after someone else did, I would've involved a story about Pirate Red Mages and Ninja Armadilloes, but damn you and your rules.

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Originally Posted by Tavrobel

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Originally Posted by Maxx Power

OOC:	It goes without saying, but you can only "adventure" once every ten posts.

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OOC:	Assuming that people even want to adventure. Damn you Maxx, if you had let me go after someone else did, I would've involved a story about Pirate Red Mages and Ninja Armadilloes, but damn you and your rules.

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OOC:	You can of course wait for another nine people to have a go. Then you can throw in as many PRM's and Ninja Armadilloes as you like. That's if nine other people come and post...

After carefully considering every option, you decide to skip, I mean walk, further into the chasm. However, you encounter what appears to be a mix of a blimp and a topless woman with tentacles. You swiftly take out both tentacles with your Karate chop, but it looks like the tentacles are about to come back to life!

You stop to think for a moment. You could probably kill the monster if you're lucky, you could easily escape going back where you came from, you could try haggling with the monster or you could always dive into another chasm. Yes, there's one right next to you.

Do you;

A - Take on the monster.
B - Escape back up the path with your tail between your legs.
C - Try to haggle with the monster.
D - Dive into the chasm.

Not wanting to face the monster, you dive into the chasm in an attempt to escape. Seeing as you dove, you fall head first downwards with your hands out in front of you in proper diving position. As you hit the ground you do a nifty so-totally-not-Zelda-rip-off roll that prevents you from going squish at the bottom. As you stand up dizzily and take a look around, you see that there appears to be a noodle restaraunt built into the rock in front of you, and two paths to your left and right. Down the left path it seems to be lighter, whereas the right path seems darker. There is also a stick on the ground nearby that seems to be glowing with magical-ness.

Do you;

A - Go into the restaraunt
B - Take the left path
C - Take the right path
D - Pick up the glowing stick

D - You decide to pick up the stick, which turns out to be an item that can turn your plastic spork into those fancy stainless-steel ones. However, there is a catch: You must fight a HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST, as one usually does when they touch random things. It is also a no flee battle, so HA! Pick up a die:

If you roll:
A: 1 or 3, The HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST is dead.
B: 2 or 4, The HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST is asleep.
C: 5, The HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST has stolen your stainless steel spork and has ran away with it.
D: 6, The HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST has ripped off its HORRIBLE THREE-HEADED BEAST costume, to reveal her true identity: Carmen Electra!

C:

Your stainless steel spoon was stolen by the monster, as he scurried off down the dark path. Dejected, you sigh and wonder what you should do now. You still have the noodle shop, the dark path, and the light path which lay before you. Your stomach growls, but you're somewhat angry about getting your spoon stolen.

a) Go headforth into the noodle shop
b) Take the lighter path
c) Take the darker path in hopes of seraching for the monster and the spoon that was rightfully yours.
d) Walk around in circles until a better idea comes to your mind, or you notice something you didn't see prior.

You head forth into the noodle shop, where you notice steam covering the entire room. As the steam lifts, you see an army of Ninja Armadilloes and PRM's sitting there. You've pissed them all off by interrupting their meal, and now they've drawn their weapons and are advancing towards you. What do you do?

A-Run out of the noodle shop screaming.
B-Stand your ground and try to fight.
C-Attempt to calm them down with words.
D-Curl up into a ball, and start sucking your thumb.

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