Ace Ventura : Pet Detective
What do you think of Ace Ventura : Pet Detective? I like that movie my favorite scene is when Ace discovered the true identity of Lois Einhorn. *It's late at night probaby 1 or 2 am Ace is exhausted but he was still trying to figure out the connection between Lois Einhorn and Ray Finkle.* "...Einhorn and Finkle...Finkle and Einhorn...":grumble: *Ace looked over at his pet monkey Spike, who laying next to one of his dogs both animals were fast asleep.* "Losers.":grumble: *Ace noticed the brown dog fur, on Spike's head the tiny monkey looked like he was wearing a wig, and suddenly it hit him.*:O_O: "Wait a minute...Einhorn is Finkle..." "Finkle is Einhorn!" "Einhorn is a man!":strung: *Ace froze when he realized what he just said.* *And Ace remembered what happened between himself and Einhorn earlier in 'her' office.*:kiss: "Einhorn is a man!":yuck: *Ace ran to his bathroom and vomited, in his toilet.*:barf: *Ace put a plunger, on his face and started pumping it.* *Ace brushed his teeth, hard and used mouth wash.* *Ace vomited in his toilet again.* *Ace was sitting in his bathtube, sobbing while water from the overhead shower, was running.* "Why oh god why!?":weep: Another scene I love is when Ace is trying to convice the police officers that Lois Einhorn is Ray Finkle. "That's not Lois Einhorn that's Ray Finkle she's a man!" "He's lying...SHOOT HIM!":irked: "Ha Ha Ha!":lol: "Well let's just see who's lying shall we?" "Would a real woman need to wear one of these?" *Ace tugged on Einhorn's hair thinking it was a wig, but it was actually real hair!* "Oww!" :sweatdrop "Whoa that's really on there!" "But tell me this would a real woman be missing these?" *Ace tore away Einhorn's blouse exposing Einhorn's breasts, which were covered by a white bra.*:eyebrow: "That type of surgery can be done over the weekend." "But I doubt he has time in his busy schedule, to get rid of big old Mr. Conish!" *Ace tore away Einhorn's skirt exposing Einhorn's vagina, was covered by sky blue panties.*:erm: "Ha Ha Ha!":chuckle: "Oh boy.":erm: *Every police officer looked at Ace like he was crazy, and they began to whisper amongst themselves.*:screwy: :blahblah: "Pssst...Ace come here." *Ace walked over to Dan Marino, and he whispered something in his ear.* "Excuse everyone my esteemed colleague, Mr. Dan Marino has just brought some new evidence to my attention." "If the defendant, is indeed a woman as she claims to be then my friends, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorroids, I HAVE EVER SEEN!" *Ace turned Einhorn around in the opposite direction, so everyone could see the bulge, in 'her' panties.* *Every police officer looked like they were dumbstruck.*:whaaa: :tied: "That's why Roger Podacter is dead he found Captain Winky!":jess: *Every police officer looked like they were going to vomit.*:barf:
