Don't now if we have this or not 'cuz im too lazy to look but decided on doin one,just share some noob storys(if it's either your newb moment or somebody elses) and share it.
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Don't now if we have this or not 'cuz im too lazy to look but decided on doin one,just share some noob storys(if it's either your newb moment or somebody elses) and share it.
One time in Valkurm, our party was getting horrible experience and our party leader (the n00b) suggested that we form an alliance to get bigger kills and better exp. xD
I was asked to tank as 20THF/WAR once.
Back in the good 'ole days before any of us knew how to really party, or about the dunes, we used to form alliances to take down Dhalmels in Tahrongi. Worked out decently well, but was all based off the RDM with Cure II (as we could never find a WHM) no camps, just roam. Was funner then most parties I have now a days to be honest.
after a few weeks of playing the game, I was out in west ronfaure, killing some orcs for fire crystals, and I came across my first NM. Jaggedy-eared-jack. killed it, got the rabbit charm, and I dropped it because I needed more room for my crystals... god damn.:mad2:
My favorite was the Warrior I told to use provoke in the dunes. He used it once and typed: "wtf that thing attacked me when I did that, why would you do that to me??" /sigh
The WLA. 'Nuff said. Now all I need to do is get GL to post here. Excuse me for a moment.
Edit: I'm so good, it worked before I posted.
Edit: Now we just wait until Ome or lionx sees this...
and the spam thread is reborn, already derailed to talking abuot the WLA!
someone asked me "can I have 10000 gil? im new."........ nuff said...
might aswell add one,
Was outside of Windurst leveling my summoner and some random n00b comes up to me.
Me: *summons Carbuncle*
n00b: wut is that?
Me: H/o *finishes killing Yagudo and barely lives*
n00b: Ho???? im not a ho!1
Me: It means HOLD ON.
n00b: o wut is that blue squirrel?
Me: Its Carbuncle... And its not a squirrel...
n00b: its cool
Me: Yeah? I think its cute...
n00b: how hard is it?? i wanna kill it
Me: O___o You can't kill it... Its mine... My pet, if you may.
n00b: ooo i want one can i have it
Me: No... *dismisses Carby and procedes to run away*
Then the n00b went around stalking me, asking for help and gilz and stuff... *sigh*
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Originally Posted by SigmaMan
XD!!! blue squirrl.... XD
I had a noob try to sell me a hair pin that was only worth 2k (at most on AH) for 20k in his bazzar. He needed the money for a peice of armor that was only 5k. I told him to quit buggin' me to buy that crappy hairpin because i would never use it ... I felt kinda bad but damn, when someone says no thanks that should be the end of it ... don't badger peeps to over pay for your junk.
ok,this ones just absurd and made me wana go watch operah,(the dunes)enjoy.
WHM: Guys, just a heads up I don't have an healing magic, I am going to melee.
Me: lol that's funny. I'll just main heal (playing along assuming its a
joke)
So, the fight starts and I notice the WAR isn't being healed.
Me: wtf dude? Cure him!
WHM: Dude I don't have any Cure magic I told you!
So I immediatly stop enfeebling, stop meleeing, start curing and the WAR barely lives.
Me: Seriously man, jokes over. We can replace you if you're not going to
heal!
WHM: I DON'T HAVE ANY CURE MAGIC!!!
Note: Three exclimation marks makes your point really re-enforced.
Me: Mind telling me why?
WHM: I'm Shadow Spec^^
I.... ; ;.......(throwing up)
This is more newbie than n00b, but I always see newbies in the starting towns asking how to move their characters. xD
well, thats my story summed up in a matchbox *was one of those newbs*Quote:
Originally Posted by Miriel