My PM Inbox is borked

It says I have 8 messages in my inbox but I don't HOW DO I MAKE IT GO AWAY

Reinstall Windows.

I'm quite happy with Linux. :(

Check message reciepts, they count.

No it doesn't because I don't have any. :(

Don't try telling Dr Unne your lies. He can smell the taint of microsoft upon your soul.

Stop spamming and stay on topic. :mad2:

The entrancing crotch thrusts tell me to do otherwise.

THIS IS NOT YOUR PERSONAL PLAYGROUND BENJAMIN

You should pay 20 dollars to get onto staff, so you can learn how from the land of exdee.

Hard Gay is playing a trick on you. You think you have 8 new messages and bam! NO MESSAGES FOR YOU FOOOO~

I should arrest you all. ESPECIALLY YOU MODS. You people make a mockery of the EoFF staff. :mad2:

And you go to hell and you die, HG is a sacred entity and a power for only good. Not like the 'Chin' Patrol. (Chin is a japanese slang term for Penis, which comes as no surprise if you survey the members of your little clan.)

*Pelvic thrust* I can tell you what the problem is and the solution. Here is the problem: You have 8 messages in your inbox and smelly body odor.
Here's the solution: Well actually I don't have one. Sorry. Better luck never.

Et tu, Shiny? This is a sad state of affairs indeed. :(

You should have known when you made this thread that it would serve to make fun of your plight rather than help you out with it.