I Love Paris Hilton ;__;

I have a confession to make on here...

A truly shocking confession...

:crying2: :crying: :whimper: :crying: :crying2:

I...

I......

I........

I ACTUALLY LOVE PARIS HILTON!!!! :whimper:

YES! There, I said it at last! I L:heart:ve Paris with all my Heart :crying2:

There's no point in me denying it. Yes, I have made some Poll options where the gorgeous and mightly talented Paris Hilton has been the 'Choice of Hell'... but I am just trying to cover up my true feelings for her... I secretly adore Paris and I have pictures of her pinned up on my bedroom wall. I have bought the whole series of 'The Simple Life' on DVD and my favourite movie of all time is House of Wax. I think it was terrible of Hollywood to overlook her for a nomination as the 'Best Actress' at this years Academy Awards. I just love Paris, truly :whimper:

And...

AND I BOUGHT 2 COPIES OF HER C.D. :crying2: (incase I lost one)

Please don't judge me too harshly... please... please... I just love Paris!

But do I need help? Am I a sad guy for whom there is NO help?

And more importantly...

Does a-n-y-o-n-e here at all like Paris Hilton? Anyone? (So that I am not alone :whimper:)

lol... your not alone. I don' love her but i do watch the simple life but ive never payed any attention to her CD's.

If you went to my school you would fit right in everyone where i live loves her..... or hates her ome to think of it. Wow im the only weird one here im caught in the middle:eek:

nobody understands vikeve *cries alone in dark corner*

Dude, prepare for a beat down most people here do not like her.*hides*

Failure at life.

There is no hope for you.

I wish the poll were multiple, since I would choose the top three as my answer.

I saw her today at Oktoberfest in Munich, Germany. My sister unknowingly walked right next to her and pushed one of her (Hiltons) bodygaurds out of the way. It was purely accidently, but both my sister and Paris looked at each other as they standed right next to each other. It was funny, but she looks like a slut.

Here's to hoping that this is some sort of a joke-a not so funny joke.

I wouldn't say I like her, but I have no problem with her either.

Who?

How can anyone like Paris Hilton for anything else than laughing at her lack of brain capacity?! :confused: Seriously, I’m not the brightest person on earth, but at least I’m a little smarter than Paris Hilton :D

Paris Hilton = good muzaks

Poor, poor, poor Devil Man. I feel sorry for you. You like her despite the fact that she's probally slept with at least half the people on the planet. Poor, poor, poor Devil Man.

I don't really have a problem with her... But it sort of bugs me that she gets all these deals, including a record deal, when there are so many truly talented people that deserve it much more. Ah well, that's how the world flows...

But I do like Paris's her army of writers' and producers' song "The Stars are Blind", so who am I to complain.

I liked the simple life. Other than that i don't really pay attention to her.

I like Conan O'Brien's jokes about her. They're always so predictable... but funny, nevertheless. I guess it's because they're all so true.

*Judges you too harshly*
The only way out is to reformat your brain and reprogram you. This is too severe for a hotfix.

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Originally Posted by Devil Man

I have a confession to make on here...

A truly shocking confession...

:crying2: :crying: :whimper: :crying: :crying2:

I...

I......

I........

I ACTUALLY LOVE PARIS HILTON!!!! :whimper:

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Timmy: "Doctor! (pleading) Is there any hope!?"

Doctor: (silent pause) "...I'm sorry Timmy, Devil Man is gone, and there is nothing I can do about it."

Timmy: (cries hysterically)

*Chopin's Funeral March drones sullenly in the background.