Stunning Realizations

I recently discovered that you cannot be an insomniac and be in the navy. What are your stunning realizations?

By the way, even after these two months I have been gone I still hate you.

You can't fly fighter jets if you're colorblind.

You shouldn't play marco polo while driving a car.
The water ruins the interior.

Venezuelan roulette is like Russian roulette, except with only one player.

You cannot bungee jump into the mouth of a Sarlacc.

I just realized that wood is from trees.

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Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryûkishi

You can't fly fighter jets if you're colorblind.

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Being colorblind puts severe limitations on what you can do in the military. Especially the Navy. I was told when I first joined that, aside from Nuke, I could be just about whatever I wanted to be. After they gave me the color test, it limited me to about half a dozen rates. It was pretty neat.

You also cannot have a history of sleepwalking in the Navy.

I haven't come to any serious conclusions or realizations lately. Although I suppose you could count developing some sort of feelings for a friend of mine when I thought I was pretty much done doing that sort of thing. Eh.

well guess that disqualifies me.

that you can join army reserves and do boot camp your junior-senior summer. i wanted to do it but as long as my moms the one that has to sign the papers, i aint doin it v.v

I was, and continue to be, bewildered by the realization that all newspapers are printed from recycled toilet paper.

The mods won't let me talk about what I was stunned to recently discover.

Good thing you decided to be vague about it. I was afraid I'd have nothing to be curious about today. :mad2:

Oh, go read LJ.

It is in threads like these that you can't think of anything cool to post.

This chair is very uncomfortable.:(

You can´t watch two porn films at the same time on my computer...:(