What is the funniest quote you have heard or read today?
It doesn't matter if it's an inside joke or only funny in context, just post it.
Today's quote for me is "Zach's dad wasn't the only one affected by the tobacco industry."
What is the funniest quote you have heard or read today?
It doesn't matter if it's an inside joke or only funny in context, just post it.
Today's quote for me is "Zach's dad wasn't the only one affected by the tobacco industry."
"Smoke came down from the spaceship and it turned my son Lindon into a fish finger."
"Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back."
Me: Dennis, how do you know he's going to be home? What if he isn't?
Dennis: I haven't thought that part out yet.
Me: Forced entry?
Dennis: Yup.
Me: k.
The poster on my wall - "Don't drink and drive, smoke a spliff and fly"
"If it's green, it's biology.
If it stinks, it's chemistry.
If it doesn't work, it's physics."
Okay, so it was funny in physics class! Don't beat me up! :(
A device is yet to be invented that will measure my indifference to this remark.
Tim: (while hanging on a tractor) Garrett, look how cheap it is!
"its like finding my gold".
Not so much "ha ha" funny, but more like "nod and back away slowly" funny
"He who dies with the most toys is still dead."
"Yeah. Pizza seemed like a better idea than class."
Naught but the suffering of mortality shall stir the least of feeling.
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I have decided what you shapeshift into. Were-pelican sounds good.
That's the funniest thing I've heard all day! Hang on....Quote:
Originally Posted by Rinion
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you.
I'm not American. But it makes me guffaw.