Fighting Skillz

I which I had nunchuck skills.

Heck, I just wish that I knew how to kick.

I got no real martial art skills or marital art skills or nuthin', but let me tell you, bro, I know how to throw like it's nobody's business. So if you feel like fighting me, make sure it ain't nowhere where there's lots of rocks around because I'll pull a David and Goliath on you faster than you can say, "But I don't even know how to spell Philistine!"

So, what are your skillz?

Fess up now. I know all you RPG gamers are so infatuated by this crap that you go and become blackbelts in karate.

My dad keeps trying to teach me to rock the nunchucks. I have padded ones. But every since I hit myself in the head with his wooden ones I don't want to play anymore.

So my fighting skillz are, uh... none.

Boxing, I like it, it's fun.
SO my skillz are Boxing.

I'm good at picking up people littler than me and younger and holding them upside down!

Im awesome there not much more to it really.... fighting skillz I have none! Luckily my friends kick ass ive seen some of my friends fight before and Jordan ripped that poor kid up! Jordan does take martial arts or i don't know what its called i do know that his teacher if you don't do what he says like block when he says so you will get smacled to the ground.

But a little kid I was talking to said he could fight since he watches power rangers so cute.:p


My brother and his friends know how to fight so if i have a problem I call on them but most of the time I get along with everyone.:love: i did get mad at this one boy on my bus and someone on the bus said "hey thats Will's sister" and his huge grin chabged to a look of terror so quickly...... I can't say its not funny cuz it its.:D

My skillz consist of kicking peoples in the shins. And poking. And clawing with my uber long nails of death (which aren't really that long).

I kept this a secret from everyone, but for the last two years I'be been taking Capoeira lessons and I'm in high rank and please no brank dancing jokes.

man, i have such awesome fighting skills. i have a lvl 24 katana skill man. i owned my science teacher for giving me a bad 84% on my test today.

Learning to fight all properly takes too much effort and time. I am a master of the sissy slap though.

When I get drunk that's when my crazy skillz come out.

ive been known to bite & claw when the occasion calls

I bite really smurfing hard.

I have a Green Belt in Karate, but I haven't kept it up. :cat:

I have MaGiCaL pOwErS!

When I read this thread, I head-butted my dog so hard that we both screamed.