What do you say to newbies?

What do you say to noobs newbies in their newbie threads? :bigsmile:

I just say 'Welcome :D' or 'Welcome :bigsmile:'

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Whatever comes to mind...

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Originally Posted by Christmas

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I saw that coming :bigsmile:

I usually try and make something out of their profile. In this case your name is Chloe, so I'd probably come up with some stupid rhyme about David Bowie.

I believe I used to say "Try not to bleed on the carpet" or something like that. But I got too lazy to post in newbie threads most of the time. :p

I used to warn them all of PG and the s3x0ring.

Then I gave cookies out

Now I just say whatever and generally welcome

I like to mix it up a little to throw them off

I almost never say anything in Newbie Threads.

I hardly ever post in them now... I'm just mean like that. :D

I welcome them and wish them a good time at EoFF. :jess:

I haven't thought of anything smart to say yet.

I'm going to start telling them that I can't think of anything smart to tell them, maybe.

Hi.

i usually just make them welcome then ask if they are female.....then whether they are between 15 and 18 and then just plainly ask them to marry me lol

I say things like "If you don't like cats, leave." 'n' (<--- I R TEH KEWL) stuff.