I Still Want to Play Chess

So, if you don't want to do the tournament, this is my pro:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:

PM me and we'll play a game.

I'll simply take on everybody at the same time until and unless somebody wants to start a multiplayer deal, which I'm still willing to try to pretend to attempt to coordinate.

So, if anybody plays chess, and wants to play me, which would be somehting like correspondence chess, which I'm interested in and have never done before, which is why I want to try this so bad instead of just going to Pogo.com, PM me.
[Edit] Obviously, this thread is also a way to express your opinions. I don't need ten billion PMs. [/Edit]

And this'll be my last thread on the topic, because you now know that you can PM me in 7 years, and the offer will stand. Assuming I'm around in seven years.

'cause I'll probably be dead by then, and your opportunities, obviously, will have terminated.