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What if a Square-Enix employee was here right now???

What would you do?

I would run around and scream in circles.

Try to get some exclusive information for the frontsite.

Ask him for a job.

Bribe him/her to get a new Chrono game.

Bombard him/her with questions about Threads of Fate.

If he was European, I'd be constantly bombing him about the European release dates for FFs and telling him to get FFIII DS and FFXII released in Europe already. :p

Job

Two words: Hostage Situation.

Ummmm...hmmmm...ermm..... I'd bug him/her by poking them.

I would... make them hire me in someway?

make them.

Ask him if he was hungry, because I probably would be. Then make him lunch.

Ignore it.

I'd probably slap him.

Edit: With a closed fist.

I would punch him in the face and say"ummmmm... it was you" and hope he punches himself:D

Hug them, ask for a job, speak some Pig Portuguese, say something about help BioWare with BGII take my idea for FFXX and hire me again. :D