I made this thread ages ago on another forum. I thought that, for the more creative members, this might be fun.
Imagine you are working at Square-Enix in the publicity department. One of your jobs is to create an interesting catch-phrase or slogan for an FF Game. (It can be any one from 1-12, or even a spin-off like Before Crisis). What would it be? Your catch-phrase can be serious, humourous or anything in between.
I've got one for FF X-2: "The only game with an algebraic title!"
FFXII: The one Final Fantasy with the most resemblances to Star Wars yet!
FFXII- Play FFXII and get your license.... board.
FFIV- Rosa picking Petals off a dandilion "Kain, Cecil, Kain, Cecil". She may have a tough time choosing, but we know you'll play FFIV!
FFI- Play the game that started a series which wasted the life of millions!
FFVIII- If you hate planting we don't recommend this game!
FFXIII- Wow, can't wait until the titles get more complitcated...(FFCLXIV)
FFVIII - Worth your time, money, hassle, attention, sweat, blood, tears, efforts, love, laughter, stress and determination
FFXI - Connecting people
FFTA - Don't leave home without it
FFIX - Maybe she's born with it - maybe it's Maybelline (Garnet's forehead)
FFVII - Because you're worth it. :cool:
To quote Adam Sessler on his review of DoC:
FF7- The game that was emo before emo was emo
NB: This is based off the trailer.
FFXIII - The game that did what every title since VIII has been leading to... female main character!
FFVII: There's something about Cloud...
FFT/FFTA: And you thought the battle system couldn't get any slower!
FFIV: The greatest twist in video-gaming history! (SPOILER)The bad guy's from the moon!
Goldenboco wins. :DQuote:
FFI- Play the game that started a series which wasted the life of millions!
XI: Come give even more money to us
I: Come see the begining of the rise of FF, and the fall of lives
FFX: Final fantasy: now with voices
FFX -Proving that flashy graphics, voices, and decent music can make up for the abscence of good plot...
FFVII - The big sword is in no way compensating for anything lacking...
FFT - enraging religious zealots since 1998...
FFIX - FF now comes in super-deformed sizes...
FFII - Do you like repitition? Do we have a game for you...
FFVI - It has opera, it has to be educational...
FFXII - What if we combined FF, Star Wars, and LOTR?
FFXIII - Proving once again that "Fantasy" is an option over at SE...
FFIX: If youve ever wanted to see a fat, talking, blue elephant and a transvestite team up as villains...
LOL.Quote:
Originally Posted by Vivisteiner
FFX: Follow the adventures of seven dwarves as in their quest of defeating the giant whale! PS: This game sucked.
FFVII: Fans of bitch should buy this game, the main character had to fight the love of mother and her son, Bitchroth. There's also a cool character named Vincent, he kick his own ass. Awesome.
lol :D i remember that. I love Xplay. That show is hilarious.Quote:
Originally Posted by Griff
Some of these are good but i'm to dumb and uncreative to think of one :)
FFI: Outdated nonsense.
FFII: Outdated nonsense.
FFIII: Surprisingly non-crap
FFIV: Few interesting invigorations help to cover the fact that it’s outdated nonsense.
FFV: No, we can’t believe that people think that the game-play makes up for the cookie-cutter characters.
FFVI: No seriously. Try and play this game without seeing a single glitch.
FFVII: For the love of God, at least play the game before watching AC. Then at least you will just look like a fanboy when you say you like that [img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img][img]/xxx.gif[/img]ty movie.
FFVIII: Several years from now we will reveal that this game was just a 40 hour technical demo.
FFIX: For all those assholes who just read the abstract summaries of 100 page reports. Bastards.
FFX: ZOMG TEH LULU FAP FAP FAP I CAME
FFX-2: See above.
FFXI: Haha, as if FF fans weren’t sad enough before we brough MMOs into the equation.
FFXII: Hurry up and release it in NZ so I can ditch it already.
FFI - The ripoff from the famous web-comic, 8-bit theater. All copyright belongs to Brian Clewinger.
FFIV - Unless you like seeing damsels in distress that yells "Oh, save me, Cecil!" then don't play.
FFVI - Good one. Tarzan and world's best evil laugh are contained in this game.
FFVII - This game is for people who are into gravity. Or hair gel.
FFVIII - Prepare for an array of girls ranging from hands down sexy to hideosly ugly!
FFIX - A remake of Lethal Weapon. And it's a Grand one. Comes along with a monkey figure.
FFX - And they say Squeenix games don't have bugs.
FFX-2 - A tutorial for fashion desginers.
FFXI - Another MMO. That's it.
FFXII - If your not into politics and girls that wear stuff like those in FFX-2, this is not recommended.