Gator Attacks Naked Man On Crack!

Only in Florida.

What's the most absurd headline for a news article you've ever seen? This one takes the cake for me.

It's not really absurd, but the most qualitey headline I ever saw was after Versace(sp?) got shot, and the Daily Sport had a headline which was "Ooh, Shoots you, sir!"

Only people who are probably British and have seen the Fast Show will get this, but it was suave. :monster:

Probably that one. Oh man. Alligators is seriouso bussiness.

Baa.

"Teenage Girls Often Have Babies Fathered By Men"

Wow...that gator story is a good way to convince kids not to smoke crack xD

I dont usually see too many odd headlines around here, but i dont pay that much attention to the news, unless it's about bush. I like to see what kinda dumb crap he says.

Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

Lakeland narcotics officers deploy their new weapon against their fight on drugs...