Versus!

Okay, I have no idea where this goes, but hear I go.

This is a match against two things. There's an ongoing poll for preference, so, here's the rules.

1) I would ask for you to remain orderly and reasonable.

2) If you CAN cheat, don't, if it's possible.

3) May the best preference win!

Anyway...

1) Richard Dawson .VS. Chuck Woolery
2) Apples .VS. Oranges
3) Red .VS. Blue
4) Soccer/Football .VS. Golf
5) Disneyworld .VS. Paris

These are the only ones I got as of now, so, first one, which of these annoying "celebrities" is least annoying?

I go for Richard Dawson, I don't know why.