One sentance at a time

I just had to do this! The rules are You poast one santance at a time
(one per post) And eventually it makes a really stupid story!
(I hope this is not classified as spam! If so Forgive me)
I'll start it.....

Once upon a time there Was a Magic coffe shop.

Then all of a sudden this thread exploded.

It sure is classified as spam, Mr. AVENGER, but don't worry, I do indeed forgive you.

However, I don't forgive Agent Portapotty because he should know better. Cram it, Proto.