i've seen this thread in a couple of the other FF forums and i noticed there wasn't one here so here it goes.......
is balthier wearing girl pants?
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i've seen this thread in a couple of the other FF forums and i noticed there wasn't one here so here it goes.......
is balthier wearing girl pants?
Ok, everyone is getting way off topic here. The point of this thread is to ask a stupid question about something in the game, give a stupid answer, then put your own stupid question as well.
How can you get Larsa to wear less girly clothes?
Let Fran dress him.
If a Vierra and a Bangaa have kids, will the ears stand up or hang down??
Depends on the sex of the kid.
Do Moogles bathe ?
No, they would drown
Why does Yiazmat have so Much HP?
Cause he's a dragon.
Why can't I cure my Silenced Penelo even though she has the Nethicite equiped?
Obviously she doesn't want to talk to you.
What did you do to offend her?
Vaan tugged on those little wing-like things on the back of her outfit.
How difficult do you think it is for the Judges to go to the bathroom?
not difficult at all, they just pee/poop themselves, and if anyone complains about the smell, they kill them.
should fran be charged with statutory rape?
Only if the victim was petrified.
How big are the q-tips that the viera use?
REALLY BIG.
Why is leveling up such a pain?
quit pressing the buttons so hard!
would if yuna came out of no where and summoned bahamut against bahamut?
Vaan would die of embarassment because he is gayer than Tidus
Would the Chocobo Knights pwn the empire troops ?
Yhea, that could happen, or the empire could just decimate them with Ifrit!
Who makes a better gay couple, Bash and Vann, or Vaan and Balthier?
vaan and balthier.
how do the wooly gators eat?
They go the reverse direction of the digestive system. (gross, but if that's the only answer I could come up with that wouldn't be thre truth. XD)
How can you get that Dinosaur monster in the Estersand leave the area?
Make him drink too much soda so he has to go potty.
How can a Viera and a Bangaa date ?
He picks her up at 8, they go the movies and she has to be back by 11 or the village will notice she's missing.
Why did the chocobo cross the road?:choc2:
to get the gysahl green on the other side.
what does the hell wyrm do in its spare time?
it tryies to 'wyrm' its way out of its room....
why dont our characters ever get a scratch but still die?
they hurt on the inside.
what would the child of a moogle and a viera look like?
Tall and furry.
What Hogwarts' house would Larsa be in?
Slytherin of course. He's already got the matching pendant for it.
Why *do* Couerls have such huge craniums?
Have you seen how ugly their females are ??!?!? Gives you a big headache just looking at them, the poor males have to date the beasts!
Why is Penelo even in the game ?
Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
This i like! Penelo is no good for anything, and her quickenings are lame:choc: . The only answere that i can come up with though is comic relief:tongue: .
Why does Shemhazi(sp?) have a horse strapped to her back?
She misread her horse riding manuals
Why does Mateus hides behind a woman ?
Because that is as close as he will ever get.
Where was Yiazmat before you got to fight him?
Playing with Tiamat's tail.
Why do you have to fight an Adamantoise?
To prove you have a tougher shell than it does
How does the Marilith wine hangover feel like ?
HURTS LIKE HELL!!!!!!!
how much money does it cost to buy a poopy spear, the ultimate weapwn
99 pebbles
1 Marilith liver
3 Marlboro bathtubs
5 Belias socks
1 belito fang
15 Shemhazai droppings
Sell all at the Mushu Bazaar
Why the fudge you can not touch those beastly four chests if you want the zodiac spear ?
It's like Christmas. If you peak, Santa will know and won't bring the spear for you.
If Balthier and Basch were a couple, which one would be the Seme?
Basch.
What's a Seme?
A very rare breed of Chocobo.:p (It's actually the Japanese term for the "dom" in a gay male relationship. And of course the "sub" is the Uke.)
Why do all Viera dress like hookers?
Guess where all the Henne Mines workers spend their salary.
Why does Fran stick with Balthier ?
Cause she wondered too far from her home.....
Why doesnt anyone in your party ever wear realistic clothes?
its realistic to them not us
what is realism?
Hatred or intolerance of real people.
What is wrong with Vaan's abs?
He had one too many of migelos sundries
How much are balthiers pants worth?
Brand new ? 30 gil Used by him ? 1,000,000 gil on fan sites
Why does Basch wear shorts ?
It's easier to run.
How do elementals see?
They use "Sight Unseeing".
Do you think Gilgamesh has an inferiority complex?
He can't... Vayne makes him drink Bucchus Wines every day to calm it down...
Why are the bosses in this game so easy?
cause they also drink bacchus wines which also makes vieras easy
what did fran and balthier do for the year after bahamut was destroyed.
Repopulate the vieras
Why does larsa dress like a renisance lady of the night?
Because he is a renaissance lady of the night...
When will Ashe and Basch "do it" ?
When basch realises that no one is actually trying to get with ashe.
Exactly how old is fran
old enough to be basch's great grandmother five times over
what does bhujerban madhu taste like?
like mcdonalds
why dont any of the characters go to the toilet ?
Those may be short pants and skirts but they do a mean fit for pull-up diapers!
Where to they discard their nappies ?
They're in your inventory disguised as pebbles.
How can there be at least 4 accents in Invalice if everyone just speaks the same language?
Just like the real world, God mixed it up so we could have branches and alerations of languages.
If moogles are the minority, what does that make espers?
The inferiority.
Is there a one-winged angel is this game too?
NO HELLLLL NO!
approximately how much of the population is gay?
3/4...
How did they make Fran so damn sexy?!?!?:confused:
with 3d polygons used in animation
why on earth did they put penelo in the game?
To make Vaan less gay
How come Penelo dresses pretty in the end ?
she didn't.
does reddas dye his beard, or he just really old?
He gets the same guy who bleaches Sephiroth's hair to do his beard.
How can an entire city believe that 17 year old Vaan is 36 year old Basch?
they're all trashed off that madhu.
why hasn't basch shaved?
he misplaced his claymore
How come vaan has no facial hair?
His skeleton abs scared them away.
If excalibur is queen, then who's king?
Masamune
Why is a whale whisker stronger than an Iron Blade ?
because, we all know that if whales had whiskers, they'd be pretty damn sturdy. alot sturdier than an iron blade.
why is the ragnarok red?
The game designer was color blind :D
Why does wimpy Montblanc head a mighty hunters Clan ?
he has a napoleon complex, and all the clan members just felt bad for him.
why does ba'gamnan talk like a pirate?
cause your mum was his speech theripst
what would ashe and penelo do if vaan said threesome?
They would pray to god balthier wouldnt find out
How would basch look like in a tux?
A penguin with a beard and a scar.:love:
Why did Fran go nuts at Leviathan?
PMS
Why did Mjrn go nuts at Henne Mines ?
Off Topic:LOL that was the funniest part in the game
On Topic:She got hit in the head
Was Reddas inspired by Redass?
Yes
When did you Reddas nude ? ;)
in my dreams....lol
how did omega mark xii make it that far into the great crystal?
he used alot of lube
why does Fran like to put arrows in her mouth when she wins?
That's not all she likes to put in her mouth...
Why does Fran like Balthier ?
A girly dressing pirate with an accent...who wouldn't go for that? XD
When will Vayne cut his hair?
When Penelo starts having a personality.
Where is Balthier's hand below?
http://ffproject.net/forumwiki/image...anImage119.jpg
ON A RABBIT'S BOOB!!!OMG!!!!!
Why does Ashe lie about her name at first?
Because she wanted her name to be Rikku
Why does Larsa look like a girl ?
Because he let his older brother dress him.
What did Migello do before he ran Migello's Sundries?
he ran Migelo's Street Pharmaceuticals
if one character was addicted to drugs, who do you think it would be, and why?
Ashe because she's a power-hungry ape-monarch.
[strike]Who's the senator of Minnesota?[/strike]
What is Ashe's middle name? (SPOILER)B'nargan?
(Senator Norm Coleman.)
She doesn't want to talk about it.
How does Balthier keep his shirt so clean and fresh?
it's just natural; outkast even dedicated "so fresh and so clean" to balthier.
where did the occuria come from?
it was born from balthiers one liners gone wrong
If any character deserved a sex change the most who would it be?
Al Cid. He is the gayest and most annoying
Why does Balthier give his ship to Vaan ?
cuz he already had it...
why doesnt the eruyt village have males?
There are no male Vierra. They marry the assorted monsters in the forest. :love: (SPOILER)That Dragon you fight when leaving the forest is actualy Fran's jealous husband.
Do you suppose there is a kitchen on the Strahl?
Yes and there are Wyrm wings served every Monday.
Why do the espers suck? (Even if you buff them.)
Because they lost the rebellion. If they were any good they'd win it.
Why does Shemhazai has a horse in her back ?
HOW DO I GET HENNE MINE SECRET SECTION
You will be wanting the serious questions thread...Quote:
Originally Posted by BARRETT BRUTE
results of the dragonball z fusion technique...Quote:
Originally Posted by Renmiri
what would u do if u woke up in the eruyt village?
Tickle Mjrin.
Don't you think Mjrin and Larsa would be cute together?
no, personally i don't think anybody would look good with a 6 foot tall rabbit-eared freak. especially with larsa's midget ass.
who would win in this fight and why: ashe and penelo
Penelo because she is invisible
Who would win and why: Miguelo and Balthier
Penelo, cos she is that invisible that they didnt see her
who is bigger, a Fran or Vaans long lost, once removed cousin?
erm....vaan's long lost once removed cousin.
who is vaan's long lost once removed cousin?
Tidus from FFX
Who is gayer, Vaan or Larsa ?
vaan. larsa's not gay, she's just a tomboy.
what does the garamsythe waterway smell like?
Like Dire Rat droppings.
What do you think the Garif look like under those masks?
they have no faces under it
Where are the Viera males ?
Hidden in the woods.The Viera females beat them so badly that they are afraid to get out :(
What is a Venat??
A gnat that got lucky
Why are the occurian's voices so annoying ?
Helium. This is all actualy an elaborate pratical joke on the part of Balthier and Dr. Cid and they had to disguise their voices.
What are those dancing Moogles in Old Arcadia so happy about anyway?
ROFL! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by jessica85r
The moogles are dancing because they helped Balthier and Dr. Cid pull the prank :love:
Why do cocatrices speak with a cockney accent ?
it was because ashe raised the
Does basch have a winter outfit or is it just summer?
He did but Vaan sold it in bazaar.
Why wasnt there as much gravity defying hair in this FF as there was in previous FFs?
square could not find the right hair gel too exspensive
the point of quina?
There is no point.
What triggered Shemhazai's life-threatening struggle with bullemia?
he slept with his woman
why does fran wear heels without soles?
who needs soles when you have callous, disgusting feet like that?
why does ashe breathe so unsteadily in almost all of the cutscenes?
cause she is horny, she so horny!
why is vayne so ugly!
Because he's the lovechild of Seymour and Nooj from FFX.
When will that big slash across Basch's forehead finally heal up?
When he saves enough money for Botox
Why does the shamaness in Zalera's lap has those funky sunglasses ?
Because that is where Zalera's eyes really are.
It does make me wonder, why are Zalera's eyes right there?
He wanted to ogle her breasts
Why is she naked ?
because larsa stole her clothes explaining his gayness
who would win a fight montblanc or gurdy?
Gurdy because she'd cheat by staying in the air the whole time. XP
Why are Black Chocobos always so aggressive?
Because growing up in the hood is tough for anyone.
Is Reddas a pimp? He wears pink shorts...
No hes just a wanna be P Diddy like everyone else at my school
Why do Vaan and Penelo hang out alot?
You know everywhere I look it says that they are more like brother and sisiter, but Vaan just doesn't want Balthier to find out that he is actually strait.
Where are the toughest fiends in the game?
off playing in traffic
who would win, venat, or this smiley face :D
the smilie!
lol
When can I go kick Herro's butt for not I.Ming me?
i don't know, when are you gonna ask a stupid question that pertains to final fantasy 12?
where does balthier live?
in Queklain's (or however you spell it) stomach.
since when did bomb's have kings?
Since the day a Matriarch Bomb decided to make herself Queen and get a mate ;)
Why are Behemoth Steaks so prized in the shops ?
Theres a prohibition on eating Behemoth meat due to the chance of extinction...It's now worth more than whale meat on the Ivalice black market.
Where do Behemoth get their huge swords?? I mean theres one on the wall in a Weapons shop. Do Behemoths just walk in there and ask for one then casually walk back out :confused:
Aye, have you tried saying no to one of them ?
Why do we need Charged Gizzards ?
How else are you supposed to jump start a dead airship?
Do you suppose there's a Bazaar package for selling 99 Pebbles and 99 Rust Knots?
sure, but it would cost 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,992 gil, and would only contain boxes.
How old is Fran?
Ask Vaan.
So, if and when FF12 shows up in a Kingdom Hearts game, which Disney Princess do you expect Al Cid to hit on? :love:
All of them
Push the big red button on the Strahl, what does it do?
It opens the baltheirs strip club( with xtra real big ladies)
so has anyone read my comic?
a lot!!!!! if it would be in sale....
why is the bangaa race named a bangaa?
The question is, who cares?
The Empire's Census Bureau.
Why do you never see any Moogle kids?
there too small
how comes there no mention of food in invalice?
cause everyone there already ate it!
Why don't you ever hear the Moogles talk in the game?
because they're shy.
what happened to vayne and larsas older brothers?
they were not written in the the script!
what type of hair products dose Balthier use?
He doesn't like to share that information with others.
Who is on the Final Fantasy XII logo?
Venat in drag
Why do the Occuria sound so annoying ?
Invisible Darth Vader mask toy.
Was Vayne dropped when he was a baby?
He was rejected by his mama....!
Why does Larsa look like a girl?
Because he lost a bet, and liked the dress.
How can people resist playing with a mogles pom-poms?
By discovering what it's actually made from.
How do the Judges deal with an itch if they're always wearing that armor?
Simple, they have a little moogle to do the scratching.
Why does ultima really hold up her skirt?
Because Balthier is under there.
Why does everyone in the Clan Hall blame Monid for being the Hunter Stalker?
Cause he stole all the cookies
How comes all time stops when your selecting an enemy to attack or deciding to use an item or magic!?
Because you cheated and put it on Wait Mode
Why does Sorbet likes Mousse ?
Because its delicious.
What does Famfrit look like under that armour?
He is Dustin Diamond aka Screech, From Saved by the Bell.
Why does Elza (Reddas' Female crew mamber) wear her underwear over her shorts?
She has daddy issues, and daddy was superman.
Doesn't Fran get a nasty wedgie from her outfit? Is that why she looks all annoyed most of the time?
Of Course, she does, But that's not the reason she looks annoyed, She look annoyed because she is actually in love with Basch, But is only using Balthier for his airship.
If Al-Cid is really gay, then why does he have a female servant with him at all times?
Uh... who exactly said he was?
How much does Cuchulainn weigh?
As much as a thirteen foot high bag of moldy marshmallows does.
What came first, the chocobo or the egg?
the Chocobo! of course
Did Vaan do Penelo?
no, larsa did penelo. and balthier.....and vayne. and gramis.
what do seeqs smell like?
Like a Seeq sty.
When does Ashley Riot show up?
She pilots the Ifrit.
Why is Gurdy the only moogle who flies?
because he was the only one to pass the Aviation class at school
what is Vaan's last name
Its the same as Reks, go ask him.
Why are elementals so hard.
Because the gods are mean and laugh at you when you get burned.
Who the heck are those lion-faced guys that follow the Marquis Ondore of Bhujerba? (I've only seen them once)
A race from a place not on the accessible Ivalice map (I wondered that also).
How do Viera reproduce?
the "wood"....enough said.
how much did reddas's house cost?
All his hair
Why does the bird guy like Reddas so much ?
PS:They are the Helgas iircQuote:
Originally Posted by Glitch
coz they just do....
why are the viera's hot?
they arnt you just think they are
what do they put in banchuus wine?
Malboro juice
Why does snakeskin make good wine ?
because the snake leaves special liquids behind
can cockatrices fly?
go ask one.
why do cockatrices have british accents?
because they have no tongues and were born in England
why doesnt cid fly an airship like the other games?
Why fly an airship when you can be God ?
Why is Venat helping the humans ?
Because he has the hots for Larsa
I can't think of a question, someone take it for me.
Why does Fran use a wedgie suit to battle ?
coz the Vieras' got some fabric deficit.....
who is Balthier's mum?
Mr. Stabby
Do they just stop making airships once they run out of summons/guardian forces/eidolons/whatev to name them after? That would really limit your battle options.
Balthier: "The leading man is never seen riding an airship!"
Would you ever mate with a Moogle?
"RAWR! OW CLAWS DON'T GO THERE AAARRGH"
if it goes like that then yeah.
When will they stop using the same music from the previous final fantasy's?
When they start blowing the budget on the music instead of special effects.
If the Strahl had a ships' cat what would it' s name be? :catsmile:
Cait Ship.
Why do we never hear Moogles talk in FFXII?
Because the voice acting budget was also blown in special effects.
Why does everyone think Moogles are good at fixing things ?
Moogles are handy, and obviously the best. They have a large fan base all over Ivalice, and they're hugely respected. Haven't you noticed how rich they are?
Why do Moogles still talk to me in my dreams, about doing stuff with a naked Fran and Ashe?
Moogles have very sensitive noses and they think all 3 of you need a bath.
How much wood could a worgan chuck if a worgan could chuck wood?
2 slavens and half a pint of milk
why did the cactite cross the road?
He saw a pretty Mu, who was looking kind of blue.
Is it true, that Mu's eat Ceberus poo?
With chopped onion heads as garnish!
Who the hell eats Behemoth steaks ?
...I do. Doesn't everyone? :(
How long do you think Ashe's skirt holds out before it splits and she has to go and buy a new one?
Doesn't she wear a cloth like Tarzan. God she's sexy, well I'll be the one ripping it off, if you know what I mean.
How long would it take Penelo, to get that tight outfit off?
One Sailor Moon style transformation sequence.
The real question is, how long will it take Basch to get her out of it? :tongue:
He will never do it. Basch is mine all mine! ;)
Is it madness to think a bunch of pixels is hot ?
it depends on your psychologist....
why do some enemies look alike?
Because they are the same genus.
Why is Vayne here? :confused:
'Cause he isn't there.
Do those pants make Penelo's butt look big?
No, but those little wings might.
What colors are on Dalmasca's Flag?
Pink like Ashe's miniskirt :p
What do the Viera eat ?
Lettuce leaves and carrots
What do seeqs eat?
Tofu and spring water.
What's so great about Gyshal Greens? :choc2:
They get you high
Do chocobos get high ?