Dynasty Warriors Game Thread: Mafia XX GAME OVER Mafia cockblock the Cult

I regret to inform the people of this province that last night our dear dear Monkey Handler Zuo Ci was murdered. The only clue the murderer left behind was a short note that claimed that the town now belongs to a mafian group calling themselves the Cyrano Alliance. If we do not purge our town, and quickly, I fear we will all die soon. I am trusting you all with the fate of our town.




[M] Zhao Yun - Will of Shu played by Demon Dude
[M] Lu Bu - Lead Engineer played by Laddy
[M] Ma Chao - Peasant played by Agent Proto
[M] Liu Bei - Tyrannical Chancellor played by Demon Dude
[M] Gan Ning - Rickshaw Rick played by KaiserDragon
[M] Jiang Wei - Peasant played by Sir Lancealot
[M] Lu Meng - Sword of Wu played by Caboose
[M] Cao Cao - Emperor played by Shattered Dreamer
[M] Xiahou Dun - Shield of Wei played by Remon
[M] Yue Ying - Crazy Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by Mo-Nercy
[M] Sun Ce - Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by Jentleness
[M] Guan Yu - Scout played by DK (and once Psychotic)
[M] Sun Shang Xiang - Manipulative Concubine played by Fresh Prince of Mel Air
[M] Huang Gai - Super Sumo played by f f freak
[M] Meng Huo - Peasant / Yellow Turban Member played by TrollHunter and Laddy
[M] Diao Chan - Rouge Grenadier played by Timekeeper
[M] Zhang Jiao - Mr Yin played by Genius Lynx
[M] Sima Yi - Yellow Turban Leader played by Del Murder
[M] Zhang Fei - Mr Yang played by Jessweeee♪
[M] Zhen Ji - Peasant played by Laddy

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*entrance music*

FINALLY, THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO MAFIA XX!

Cyrano Alliance? You mean, THE ROCK was brought all the way here, in front of the MILLIONS of the rock's fans, for the Cyrano Alliance? Well let The Rock ask you something Jabroni, do you really think The Rock is in ANY kind of mood to deal with you?

IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK.

The Rock is gonna take your little red titles, your guns, and your crummy little mafia buddies, he's gonna put 'em together, ice 'em up real good. Then you now what The Rock is gonna do? HE'S GONNA STICK 'EM STRAIGHT UP YOUR CANDY ASSES!

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.

WHAT THE ROCK.

IS COOKIN'!

*eyebrow*

don't make me change your password

It begins!
Call me Mr.X
I'll find a nickname for everyone since Chinese names are far too confusing.

Wow, I'm hot.

Hit me up with a name, bro.

And so it begins.

Hi there Lube :D

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Hi there Lube :D

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that works better with Lu Bu

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Hi there Lube :D

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Also a big welcome to Manu Chao :D

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Also a big welcome to Manu Chao :D

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Manu Chao? I like it. It's much more masculine sounding than Ma Chao. :D

Can the mod give us a list of players?

Hello everyone! The greatest Mafia player is back. No, I am not talking about Psychotic. Or even Del Murder! It is I, Peter Pan, the most rootinest, tootinest, udefeated, pefect mafia player that has ever lived!

I see poor Zuo Ci has got the hooks in him. But don't worry, no other townies will die on my watch, because none ever have! For my patented technique of getting on AIM and asking you who your account is and if you are mafia never fails! It's so cunning, spectacular, and strategic that the mafia won't know what hit them!

So, please, everyone, get on aim as soon as possible and im me, PeterPanny so that I may individually grill you to find out what your role is. Then we will gang up on the mafia and ensure our victory!

*flutters away on pixie dust*

http://ikachrypurtoza.files.wordpres.../peter_pan.png

Let's get this party started, woo!

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Hello everyone! The greatest Mafia player is back. No, I am not talking about Psychotic. Or even Del Murder! It is I, Peter Pan, the most rootinest, tootinest, udefeated, pefect mafia player that has ever lived!

I see poor Zuo Ci has got the hooks in him. But don't worry, no other townies will die on my watch, because none ever have! For my patented technique of getting on AIM and asking you who your account is and if you are mafia never fails! It's so cunning, spectacular, and strategic that the mafia won't know what hit them!

So, please, everyone, get on aim as soon as possible and im me, PeterPanny so that I may individually grill you to find out what your role is. Then we will gang up on the mafia and ensure our victory!

*flutters away on pixie dust*

http://ikachrypurtoza.files.wordpres.../peter_pan.png

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I will mod kill you.

Liu bei, no, you may not have that list

##vote: Hypoallergenic cactuar

Simba and Hung guy hi there :D

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I will give you the list of players once Jiro has finalized his list, until then, you should know, no votes for hosts will count

Hey broduskis.

Sorry man, I can't be dealing with a name that similar. There's only room for one 'lube' in this town.

##vote: Lu Bu

Fine. I prefer my name to be changed to Jeff.

Jeff, that'll do quite well, I do suppose.

Liu Bei, you must first unvote in order to vote:

Zhuge Liang- -255 - Liu Bei
Lu Bu - 0 - X

:-*

##unvote: Hypoallergenic Cactuar
##vote: Lu Bu


[M] Lu Bu (1) - Liu Bei

I think Lu is nice :D

You're actually voting for me. :colbert:

Too bad my name's Jeff.

I don't understand why we haven't yet found the mafia. This game should be over by now. All you have to do is answer the following questions:

1. Are you mafia?
2. Are you on my AIM friend list?

If the answer to either of these is no then you are mafia. It's so easy even an Australian could do it. Also hurry up already because I have other things to do at this forum and I'm also at work.

You can't have the same name as me and get away with it, dude.

I agree! That's why you have to die.

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I agree! That's why you have to die.

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These names are hugely confusing. Even as I type this, I don't know if my character is male or female. I'm hoping for female so I can make inappropriate innuendo all game!

All I see is a smarmy tool who can't act.

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These names are hugely confusing. Even as I type this, I don't know if my character is male or female. I'm hoping for female so I can make inappropriate innuendo all game!

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nope, you are a 40 year old virgin

The Rock is not a tool! He is just a rock. And thus from a quarry.

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All I see is a smarmy tool who can't act.

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And you have just earned my vote for the rest of forever.

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The Rock is not a tool! He is just a rock. And thus from a quarry.

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Aren't tools found in quarries?

You have me there. So he is a rock/tool?

Pretty much.

Or he is from the stone age and thus both at the same time! He looks a little out of his time frame!

Another Lu? o.O Guys...
Prepare for mindsmurf voting

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you can just go ahead and send me the uncensored pic via pm

Lu lu lu I've got some apples, lu lu lu, you've got some too!

but really dont, I dont want that crud on my pc

Amongst other substances.

Now I'm going to go. I hope that when I come back, the analysis will be maintained to the high standard we've set so far.

I don't think The Rock would knowingly stand in front of a naked Emma Watson, he has the peoples strudal afterall

For the record, majorly confusing names in this game

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For the record, majorly confusing names in this game

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I dub thee Moo Cao! xD

Ooh what can I be called?

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For the record, majorly confusing names in this game

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I dub thee Moo Cao! xD

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it's pronounced tsow actually. btw you are a pirate

I still wanna be Jeff. :)

No, you can't be Jeff. That's about as retarded a name as Ma is.

everyone, your last name is actually your first name. btw, im only posting like this much because it is day one. Wikipedia your character, you may like them

Then I'm Bu. Bu Hu. :'(

Well hi there.
I hope this will be a fun game of Mafia, the names sure make it interesting :)

I would be much obliged if everyone could pm me their role si I can make a list. or actually PM zhuge Liang. thanks!

Men are such weirdos!

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Men are such weirdos!

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And women are normal?

Accounts in Play
[M] Zhao Yun
[M] Lu Bu
[M] Ma Chao
[M] Liu Bei
[M] Gan Ning
[M] Jiang Wei
[M] Lu Meng
[M] Cao Cao
[M] Xiahou Dun
[M] Yue Ying
[M] Sun Ce
[M] Guan Yu
[M] Sun Shang Xiang
[M] Huang Gai
[M] Meng Huo
[M] Diao Chan
[M] Zhang Jiao
[M] Sima Yi
[M] Zhang Fei

If you have an account not listed here, contact Zhuge Liang and we will sort it out. A simple miscommunication fault on my part and it seems someone got an empty account ;) Just need to know if anyone else had the same problem in case I accidentally double up with the passwords!

24 hours will start from when I have my :bou::bou::bou::bou: together ;)

Like, hey guys, just want to introduce you to the Way of Peace. We can hotbox our way out of this, I'm positive. Going to be honest here, I don't know how "active" you are expecting me to be, but chill, I'm "here". We're all connected, man.

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Wah, wah, wah, bleed, bleed, bleed.

Mr. X's friendly nicknames :

[M] Zhao Yun - Yuna
[M] Lu Bu - BuBu
[M] Ma Chao - Manu Chao (the singer)
[M] Liu Bei - Lube
[M] Gan Ning - Gunning
[M] Jiang Wei - Jungle way
[M] Lu Meng - Lu
[M] Cao Cao - Cacao
[M] Xiahou Dun - Mr.X
[M] Yue Ying - Yue
[M] Sun Ce - Sun
[M] Guan Yu -Gun you
[M] Sun Shang Xiang - Sunshine
[M] Huang Gai - Hung Guy
[M] Meng Huo - Man ho
[M] Diao Chan - Diao-chan
[M] Zhang Jiao - Peter
[M] Sima Yi - Simba
[M] Zhang Fei - Fairy

I can see this being much like the last game of mafia inactive as hell lol

It will get better as time goes on.

I suppose I'm expecting too much of Day 1 but what more would you expect of a man who "cares nothing about morals, status or tradition but judges his men based solely on their achievements and abilities".

Once somebody does something scummy the ball will start rolling. Until then, I declare a spamfest.

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Will we actually be voting today?

I already did. Although I'm not entirely sure if the day has officially started yet.

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Mr. X's friendly nicknames :

[M] Zhao Yun - Yuna
[M] Lu Bu - BuBu
[M] Ma Chao - Manu Chao (the singer)
[M] Liu Bei - Lube
[M] Gan Ning - Gunning
[M] Jiang Wei - Jungle way
[M] Lu Meng - Lu
[M] Cao Cao - Cacao
[M] Xiahou Dun - Mr.X
[M] Yue Ying - Yue
[M] Sun Ce - Sun
[M] Guan Yu -Gun you
[M] Sun Shang Xiang - Sunshine
[M] Huang Gai - Hung Guy
[M] Meng Huo - Man ho
[M] Diao Chan - Diao-chan
[M] Zhang Jiao - Peter
[M] Sima Yi - Simba
[M] Zhang Fei - Fairy

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D'AWW Thanks Hun!

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I already did. Although I'm not entirely sure if the day has officially started yet.

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Wait, what?

Slooooooooowpooooooooke

Hey guys Cao Cao is a warewolf. I know this for a fact but I can't say why. Also Yue Ying and Zhang Jiao are working with them.

Just trust me on this guys even though I have no evidence. How could you not trust this face?

http://knowyourmeme.com/icons/128/me...ke_pokemon.gif

Cao Cao, explain yourself.

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How could you not trust this face?

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Because you have a beard?!

Those are pretty big words for such a little man ;)

Baseless allegations against my honor will bring you nothing but sorrow my friends. Your poor choice of Pokemon shows you to be a man without honor Sima Yi.

##Vote: [M] Liu Bei

For offending the honor of The Most Electrifing Man in all of Entertainment

Have we ever had a game of Mafia in the 19 before this one that had werewolves?

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Baseless allegations against my honor will bring you nothing but sorrow my friends. Your poor choice of Pokemon shows you to be a man without honor Sima Yi.

##Vote: [M] Liu Bei

For offending the honor of The Most Electrifing Man in all of Entertainment

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Who in the Blue Hell are you? You think you can just waltz on down into the Peoples' ring, start running your mouth off about The Peoples' champion? Well I got news for you, YOU BETTER KNOW YOUR ROLE AND SHUT YOUR MOUTH.

The Rock IS Liu Bei, and by insulting his honour, you are insulting The Rock. You are insulting the most ELECTRIFYING man in Sports entertainment. And you know what? The Rock's gonna take your monkey *** down to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive, and check you in to the Smackdown Hotel!

You wanna try The Rock?

JUST BRING IT, BITCH!

IF YOU SMELLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN'!

tl;dr version: stfu.

##Vote : Lu Meng

Let's get the Lus out of the way so that it's less confusing. :bigsmile:

I'll call you Patches!

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Baseless allegations against my honor will bring you nothing but sorrow my friends. Your poor choice of Pokemon shows you to be a man without honor Sima Yi.

##Vote: [M] Liu Bei

For offending the honor of The Most Electrifing Man in all of Entertainment

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It sound like you were going to vote for Sima Yi. Honey, If hes accusing you on nothing wouldn't the smart thing be to target him out?

Warewolves have been used in a mafia game before. Look it up.

Cao Cao is a warewolf. I'm telling you!

##Vote: Cao Cao

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It sound like you were going to vote for Sima Yi. Honey, If hes accusing you on nothing wouldn't the smart thing be to target him out?

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Such a pretty young lady to be putting words in anyones mouth ;) I voted for Liu Bei instead of Sima Yi because in past games characters who post such specific spam are somebody in a survivor type role. Remember Ultimate Warrior :lol:

And Liu Bei this is for you :bigsmile:
YouTube - ‪John Cena Disses The Rock (21\02\2011)‬‏

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It sound like you were going to vote for Sima Yi. Honey, If hes accusing you on nothing wouldn't the smart thing be to target him out?

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Such a pretty young lady to be putting words in anyones mouth ;) I voted for Liu Bei instead of Sima Yi because in past games characters who post such specific spam are somebody in a survivor type role. Remember Ultimate Warrior :lol:

And Liu Bei this is for you :bigsmile:
YouTube - ‪John Cena Disses The Rock (21\02\2011)‬‏

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You do not know what you've just done. I can already feel him taking over ... OH MY G--

That is in one game, and this is an entirely new game, so there's a possibility that Sima Yi may NOT have a survivor type role. And it's also quite possible that you may be a werewolf. However, it is also possible that there may be an actual survivor and it could be someone else other than Sima Yi.

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It sound like you were going to vote for Sima Yi. Honey, If hes accusing you on nothing wouldn't the smart thing be to target him out?

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Such a pretty young lady to be putting words in anyones mouth ;) I voted for Liu Bei instead of Sima Yi because in past games characters who post such specific spam are somebody in a survivor type role. Remember Ultimate Warrior :lol:

And Liu Bei this is for you :bigsmile:
YouTube - ‪John Cena Disses The Rock (21\02\2011)‬‏

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The Rock gave you a very clear message, Cao Cao. You defied The People, and now ... you will pay. Come on in, Mae.

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:| @ Liu Bei

Somebody do a votecount I cba.

I am not a werewolf & this early in the game I am not revealing my role to town to defend myself. I would prefer if Sima Yi would explain to town why I'm a werewolf.

This is the first day so no investigative role could of found me guilty since we haven't had a night phase yet. Tell me why I'm a werewolf Sima Yi I am not known for my patience.

The lady doth protest too much.

##unvote: Lu Bo
##vote: Cao Cao

Never mess with The Rock again you absolute :bou::bou::bou::bou: waffle.

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That is in one game, and this is an entirely new game, so there's a possibility that Sima Yi may NOT have a survivor type role. And it's also quite possible that you may be a werewolf. However, it is also possible that there may be an actual survivor and it could be someone else other than Sima Yi.

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Any player could have any role that is the nature of this game. Nobody is more likely to have one role than anybody else especially at this point.

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That is in one game, and this is an entirely new game, so there's a possibility that Sima Yi may NOT have a survivor type role. And it's also quite possible that you may be a werewolf. However, it is also possible that there may be an actual survivor and it could be someone else other than Sima Yi.

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Any player could have any role that is the nature of this game. Nobody is more likely to have one role than anybody else especially at this point.

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My point is that you're getting super defensive about it, which makes you marginally more scummy than anybody else in the game at this moment. Sima's vote was most likely (I hope) a joke on.

So 2 votes for me. One from a guy who makes a baseless accusation and the second from a guy who thinks he is a former WWE Champion. This is so stupid I feel like role claiming just to get it over with :lol:

I don't have a definitive reason but the werewolf thing worries me and I always hated Cocoa. So in the spirit of name association:
##vote: Cao Cao

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That is in one game, and this is an entirely new game, so there's a possibility that Sima Yi may NOT have a survivor type role. And it's also quite possible that you may be a werewolf. However, it is also possible that there may be an actual survivor and it could be someone else other than Sima Yi.

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Any player could have any role that is the nature of this game. Nobody is more likely to have one role than anybody else especially at this point.

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My point is that you're getting super defensive about it, which makes you marginally more scummy than anybody else in the game at this moment. Sima's vote was most likely (I hope) a joke on.

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Posting in the game counts as being super defensive lovely :lol:

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That is in one game, and this is an entirely new game, so there's a possibility that Sima Yi may NOT have a survivor type role. And it's also quite possible that you may be a werewolf. However, it is also possible that there may be an actual survivor and it could be someone else other than Sima Yi.

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Any player could have any role that is the nature of this game. Nobody is more likely to have one role than anybody else especially at this point.

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My point is that you're getting super defensive about it, which makes you marginally more scummy than anybody else in the game at this moment. Sima's vote was most likely (I hope) a joke on.

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Posting in the game counts as being super defensive lovely :lol:

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No but being all like "omg prove it!" counts. :monster:

It counts just as much as "X is a "insert role here" & I can't say how I know" :lol:

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It counts just as much as "X is a "insert role here" & I can't say how I know" :lol:

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No it doesn't. Sima was imitating Slowpoke from an early Mafia and was joking around with you, but you got taken aback by it. Though I recognise you may not have identified it as a joke vote, you're coming across as panicky already.

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It counts just as much as "X is a "insert role here" & I can't say how I know" :lol:

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No it doesn't. Sima was imitating Slowpoke from an early Mafia and was joking around with you, but you got taken aback by it. Though I recognise you may not have identified it as a joke vote, you're coming across as panicky already.

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I'm so sorry I didn't get your "inside joke", somebody is clearly a "veteran player" :lol: Wow normally don't get talked down too this early in a game of Mafia megalols

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It counts just as much as "X is a "insert role here" & I can't say how I know" :lol:

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No it doesn't. Sima was imitating Slowpoke from an early Mafia and was joking around with you, but you got taken aback by it. Though I recognise you may not have identified it as a joke vote, you're coming across as panicky already.

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I'm so sorry I didn't get your "inside joke", somebody is clearly a "veteran player" :lol: Wow normally don't get talked down too this early in a game of Mafia megalols

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I'm not talking down to you, I'm explaining what Sima was talking about. xD Sorry if I offended. :mymelheart:

If I wasn't sure who was playing as Liu Bei before I do now :lol: Just to say my so called "super defensive" behaviour is just me pointing out that Sima is probably wasting towns time. If town want me to prove my innocence at the end of this day I will but you'll all regret it :lol:

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If I wasn't sure who was playing as Liu Bei before I do now :lol: Just to say my so called "super defensive" behaviour is just me pointing out that Sima is probably wasting towns time. If town want me to prove my innocence at the end of this day I will but you'll all regret it :lol:

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This post is as good as wearing a name tag.

Haters gonna hate Lu Meng and it's obvious my turn to be the Day 1 bandwagon

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If I wasn't sure who was playing as Liu Bei before I do now :lol: Just to say my so called "super defensive" behaviour is just me pointing out that Sima is probably wasting towns time. If town want me to prove my innocence at the end of this day I will but you'll all regret it :lol:

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I want to know who you think I am. :D

Just to make my point clearer, I'm not saying you are 100% evilz Mafia. But reacting to Sima's taunting makes you look very slightly suspicious, and with basically nothing to go off, naturally I'm going to be attracted to you. Day 1 is usually a stab in the dark, so we have to use what we get. If somebody else came around around and was like "lawl i hate townz" :jess: I'd switch to them!

Anyway, I'm unhappy with Lu Meng's vote, which seemed bandwagony to me. Got my eye on you, bro. :glare:

Just like to point out Sima has yet to return to try to explain his vote, the cheek!

I'll tell you who I think you are if you tell me Liu Bei ;)

I really should know better than to rebutt Day 1 posts, when will I ever learn :lol:

I'll tell you who I think you are if you tell me [who you think I am] Liu Bei ;)

I hate not being able to edit posts!

Well. This got happenin' pretty quick. w00t

For real. I'm gonna go make a votecount.

Name	Voters	Tally
Liu Bei	Cao Cao	1
Lu Meng	Xiahou Dun	1
Cao Cao	Sima Yi, Lu Meng, Liu Bei	3
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Haters gonna hate Lu Meng and it's obvious my turn to be the Day 1 bandwagon

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I actually meant who is playing you account :D

When does the day end anyway?

Alright, so what exactly has Cao Cao done to warrant 3 votes? :/

He was a bit hectic about the whole werewolf issue but I'm not really comfortable with him having three votes, considering the other two seemed a bit weak. (one a joke and the other one seemed like a bandwagon) If the deadline for day 1 is soon I may consider unvoting him.

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Alright, so what exactly has Cao Cao done to warrant 3 votes? :/

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Sima called me a werewolf & I got defensive about it :lol:

So who am I then Lu Meng ;)

Nobody deserves the votes on day 1.
You just vote like crazy!

Who was that directed at? xD

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Alright, so what exactly has Cao Cao done to warrant 3 votes? :/

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Sima called me a werewolf & I got defensive about it :lol:

So who am I then Lu Meng ;)

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Well if I won't get punished for using your real name (no username obviously), I would dub thee, Matthew!

Is he friends with Mark, Luke & John by any chance :lol:

All joking aside your vote seems to be grasping at straws, you are unsure as to what is going on so decides to hope on the wagon & ride it round the mountain. Thoughts?

ARGH I AM FLIPPY FLOPPY WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO. :colbert:

##unvote: Cao Cao
##vote: Sun Ce

Putting some pressure on inactives.

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Is he friends with Mark, Luke & John by any chance :lol:

All joking aside your vote seems to be grasping at straws, you are unsure as to what is going on so decides to hope on the wagon & ride it round the mountain. Thoughts?

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If that was aimed at me, then I wasn't bandwagoning. I didn't even notice the number of votes till Liu bei tallied them up. But I just chose you at random. But fair is fair. I'll look for a real reason.
##Unvote: Cao Cao.

Lu Meng you voted and unvoted Cao Cao at the same time as me twice. Are you trying to incriminate me or something? xD

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Lu Meng you voted and unvoted Cao Cao at the same time as me twice. Are you trying to incriminate me or something? xD

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The wheels fell off his wagon :lol:

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Lu Meng you voted and unvoted Cao Cao at the same time as me twice. Are you trying to incriminate me or something? xD

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The wheels fell off his wagon :lol:

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Quite. I need to read the last few posts before I post. This badly timed voting and unvoting is not good for my credibility.

[M] Liu Bei (1) - Cao Cao
[M] Lu Meng (1) - Xiahou Dun
[M] Cao Cao (1) - Sima Yi
[M] Sun Ci (1) - Liu Bei

There, all evens.

Huang Gi, Gan Ning, Diao Chan & Zhang Jiao all dropped in briefly. I'd love to here more from you guys

I still want to know how much time we have left...

Hi.

##Vote: Xiahou Dun

Hello care to explain that vote?

I like a woman who's straight to the point.

There may or may not be werewolves in this game. But think about this, were there werewolves in china, no there were not. We have no werewolves nor vampires, especially sparkly ones

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I like a woman who's straight to the point.

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that would be a male

You in cahoots with Cao Cao? :glare:

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I like a woman who's straight to the point.

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that would be a male

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Good god.

##Unvote: [M] Liu Bei

##Vote: [M] Sima Yi

Nuff said

I still maintain that he was just joking. :colbert:

I reallllllly wish I could play instead of host now. Good luck, as soon as a certain player logs in the day will begin

Day 1, not much to go by, Sima says I'm a werewolf, admin says no werewolves, joke or not he can suck my vote :lol:

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I reallllllly wish I could play instead of host now. Good luck, as soon as a certain player logs in the day will begin

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Wait what? We haven't started?

I gotta a party to go to, I should be back before the day's over, if I'm not mistaken.

:stare:

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Hi.

##Vote: Xiahou Dun

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Hello.

##Unvote : Lu Meng
##Vote : Jiang Wei

Counter-voting, are we Mr. X? Perhaps feeling the heat that someone voted against you? :bigsmile:

I don't like women who are straight to the point.

According to the host, that's a man. :lol:

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Counter-voting, are we Mr. X? Perhaps feeling the heat that someone voted against you? :bigsmile:

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Or just didn't like someone voting like that!

I jacked off with my embroidery teacher's finest work. Boy, she's gonna be pissed.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...8bloody%29.jpg


Sorry I'm late. Man these Chinese names are confusing.

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According to the host, that's a man. :lol:

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:bou::bou::bou::bou:.

##Vote: The Rock

I don't like what you're cookin'.

Do I have to bring him out again?

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##Vote: The Rock

I don't like what you're cookin'.

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Don't make me laugh bitterly. The Rock is a ripped man. He doesn't cook...................or eat!

Seriously wtf :lol:

(SPOILER)http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/p...jpg?1257103189

Also, please for the love of god let day 1 end.

Apologies for the late entrance, it has been a busy day and I am tired. I will enter the fray in full force upon waking. For now, I invite you to bask in the glory that is my beard.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-yx47NmA2mh.../guan%2Byu.jpg

Day 1 is only starting apparently

Isn't this day 0?

We don't know yet. I'm still not sure the day has started.

yes this is day 0, there will be no night between day 0 and 1, but votes will be reset

The Flaming Lips just made me touch myself. :blush:

No Night 0 then? Where's the fun in that? :(

Why don't we really play with the system and start on day 8?

but you die on night 7! that wouldnt be any fun

So our votes are achieving nothing today? What a disappointment.

Yeah man, for you it'd be...

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And justice shall prevail!! :D

YES. Like 10 sudden deaths or something.

That was directed at Liu Bei, btw.

Don't be alarmed, but I have become a hot dog.

Liu Bei, switch your avatar back to the original or I will mod kill you

Okay, let me refind it.

LOL MUSTARD!!

Thank goodness for the hotdog!

##Eat: Liu Bei

Things really are going to hell in a handbasket :lol:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...-thinkinga.gif

Is that relish on that hot dog? Because it looks like it came out of someone's nose.

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Thank goodness for the hotdog!

##Eat: Liu Bei

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the action was successful, flavor coming up

Sorry guys, I got taken down by the fascist regime. Back to human.

It appears to be too late for you, as I have finished you off. You were uber delicious!

flavor:

Liu Bei was just chillin in his hotdog costume down at the local skating rink when all of the sudden his arm was bitten off. One armed, he was unable to fend off Ma Chao, who proceeded to kill and eat the rest of him. Liu Bei was the Hotdog Salesman played by Cid


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Just in case you couldnt tell, this is a joke, proceed as planned

Sometimes I like to draw a face on my ballsack so somebody will love me.

Except I don't

Because that would be wrong and disgusting.

ok, we are going to do a night zero, none of the results will actually happen tonight, investigative role/s you will get false results tonight. no results will be posted when reopened. please post all stuff in the discussion thread. pm zhuge liang your night actions. WOuld a staff member kindly lock the thread?

WHAT THE smurf IS GOING ON

I want the last word of the night. An that word is Rectum!

It is a practice night.

*Posts before the thread is closed*

Don't steal my rectal glory!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_IKUzXWYzNX...nimal_5_49.jpg

HC you are the best host ever. <3

Wait...we have no lynch? What's the votecount?

I have no Idea, Im still trying to figure out who I sent a PM to

This is rather confusing. Now I wish I hadn't ate that hotdog.

Stop worrying about votecounts. Think outside the box.

I like to wear ladypants.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v7...enix-chugs.gif

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...g7PnzoqN8N&t=1

OK SO I'm totally confused oh what is going on. Today's votes have no impact? Today is nto really a day? o_O But Night action people still get night actions?

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I am mafia

##Eat: Liu Bei

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