REVELATIONS: Surf's Up! - Summer Ciddies '16

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The Dude is back and he has just one question for all you gnarly EoFF peeps.

ARE

YOU


READY?

My body is ready!

What? Already! I better get on DA SKYPEZ!

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Sorry im not ready can you wait a bit please.

H
aha jk i am ready

THE DUDE CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!

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Originally Posted by Shauna

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IN BOLD

START NOW

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i am ready

Here's how this is going to go.

The Dude plans to ncover all the winners today. We're starting out with the MLT Ciddies in descending order, and then we'll move up the other awards from last to first and stuff.

So like, sit back, relax, and enjoy the Ciddies, man!

Me and Mr. Carny are out doing errands, but we'll be back to cover this in earnest soon enough. We hope.

EDIT: Throw GIFs everywhere people. I love looking at the GIFs!

FORMY I HOPE YOU COME ON SKYPE

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

FORMY I HOPE YOU COME ON SKYPE

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If I'm back in time for it, sure!

this is more important than errands

Oh god, this will take all day....


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The Nominees
Bubba :sebastian: Chris :sebastian: Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World :sebastian: Steve :sebastian: Vasher

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Body Health's Christmas Fitness DVDs Review by Twinged McCalfe

So after stuffing your fat faces at Christmas, it's time to pull on your stretchy joggers and start fighting that flab! Because we at Body Health are so good to you, we've given you a run-down of the five best DVDs promising you the beach body you've always wanted in time for Summer. Here are the contenders...

Bubba's Body Blast!
An unusual take on the fitness genre, Bubba concentrates on high-intensity interval training that... isn't particularly high intensity. Abandoning the usual "3 min workout, 30 sec rest" formula, Bubba flips this on its head. You exercise for 30 seconds then Bubba spends 3 mins serenading you with pleasant but predictable indie/folk rock. Despite having musical talent blessed by the gods, the workout leaves a lot to be desired. Verdict: Would not recommend

Curl with Chris!
Despite the disgustingly suggestive title, this at least does contain more minutes of exercise than the previous DVD. Unfortunately, there isn't a great deal of variation. It is basically 60 minutes of Chris doing extremely slow bicep curls whilst looking seductively at the camera. The exercises don't get a lot of screen time due to the camera being constantly zoomed in on Chris' handsome face. Verdict: Would not recommend.

Pleffy's Assault Course of Death
This guy is insane. He introduces himself as Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World and then claims this is the best home fitness routine ever created. He then embarks on an "easily recreated at home" assault course. He begins by running across rooftops whilst taking heavy fire from a mini-gun attached to a nearby helicopter. Next comes a two-mile swim in a lake of nuclear waste containing 300 alligators and 200 explosive devices. Finally, there is a one mile bare-footed dash down a road covered in broken glass and drawing pins whilst having live hand grenades thrown at him by midgets. Verdict: Would not recommend.

Steve's Salsa Seduction
Steve is clearly to Salsa, what Jon Goodman is to Olympic swimming. He does not know how to Salsa dance. At all. In fact, the entire DVD is just an hour of him dancing up to random women in nightclubs and demonstrating numerous ways in which someone can have their advances rejected. This shocking film closes with a shot of Steve sat on a bus at 3am dribbling and looking like he may have soiled himself. Verdict: Would not recommend.

Vasher's Vacation Video
This guy is buff as all hell. We were looking forward to finally seeing a workout that will produce dramatic results! As it turns out, This was just a video of some guy on holiday with his wife and kids. Exercises included Vasher jumping over a wall with no top on, Vasher fishing with no top on, Vasher smiling with no top on and many more topless moments. Whilst nice to look at, we didn't get up much of a sweat. Unless you count the part where Vasher was down to his underwear... with no top on. Verdict: Would not recommend.

After watching what passes for fitness DVD's these days, we advise you not to bother. Have an extra portion of chips, order the large pizza, get double scoop ice cream... these guys have really proved that exercise is overrated.

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EXCELLENT SPEECH



I WILL GET TO EXERCISE IN A MINUTE
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Good speech Bubba! :)

WHERES THE WINNER THO

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Steve.................................................1
Chris..................................................6
Pant Leg Eater From the Bad World ..................6
Vasher...............................................6

And the winner is...

BUBBA! with 7 points!

I'm enjoying the lovely original MLT images, Award Dude! Amazing Speech; good luck to everyone!

EDIT: Smurf, that was a close one.

Are we calling a Bubba sweep now?

CONGRATS BUBBA!

Congrats to Bubba! :3

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RSL wasn't nominated!?!?

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Are we calling a Bubba sweep now?

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I ALREADY DID

Here comes the sweep...

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Are we calling a Bubba sweep now?

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I ALREADY DID

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I don't think one sweep will cut it. We'll need to create a multi-headed broom for efficient sweeping.

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The Nominees
Bubba :ariel: Jinx :ariel: Pheesh :ariel: Psychotic :ariel: Raistlin :ariel: Shaibana

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

So this may come as a shock to you guys, but I never watched Baywatch. I know, right? All dem boob jiggles and I couldn't be bothered to tune in even once. I heard it got a terrible crime spin-off or something?

Anyway, because I'm really good at research (Google), I have determined which member would be which Baywatch character. There isn't a lot of thought put in to this, so just enjoy looking at the beautiful beach people!

Bubba as Jill
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Jinx as Eddie
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Pheesh as Taylor
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Psychotic as Lani
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Raistlin as Caroline
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And Shaibana as Mitch
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Congrats to the weiners!

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Congrats to all the winners! :chocobo:

(first Ciddies I'm not at work for, hooo-boy!)

:excited:

Pheesh's woman...


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Jinx..................................3
Psychotic..........................3
Pheesh.............................4
Bubba..............................5


And the winner is...

RAISTLIN! with 7 points! Because no one can forget that photo, whether they like it or not.

I woz robbed

OH YOU COULD KNOCK ME DOWN WITH A FEATHER, GUV!

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Congrats to Raist! :3

Raist for most sexiest in a bikini 2016.

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I'm sat drinking green tea when I should be drinking alcohol.

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The Nominees

Formalhaut :monkey: Galuf :monkey: Jinx :monkey: maybee :monkey: Night Fury :monkey: Pike

good luck to all the scaffy scavangers

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

Pheesh's woman...


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Don't hate me cause you ain't me.

I will "treasure" this moment forever.

ha HA!

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We were just locating the speech. All is now resolved!

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Originally Posted by Bubba

We were just locating the speech. All is now resolved!

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:nonono:

Sorry for the wait! The Dude had some technical difficulties. Big thanks to Bubba for dealing with the issue!

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Finding buried treasure may seem like the ideal end to a magical summer vacation.Imagine the feeling of finding a huge chest that has long been forgotten to time. This is the person who will find such a chest, but the real adventure now begins.

What is inside the chest?
who buried this chest?

Award Dude will tell you who most likely buried the chest later,
because that member is too embarrassed to say so themselves.
And spoilers will result in the breaking of legs ~<3

So lets speculate on what is in the chest.

Could it be a set of french fries that will spell the name of all those who touch it?
Is it Loony BoB's fabled collection of hair clippings?
Perhaps it is a raistlinkini booby trap hiding untold wonders.
Or a map to the fabled lost realms of EoFF, legendary places such as the lost land of the Video Game music forum, or the mythical EoFF wiki.

The sound for the hunt has been called, and the following are the brave souls to take this task.
Formalhaut: But can he shake the dreaded curse of Balthier Rocks that is sure to follow whoever searches for the lost treasure?
Galuf: With the light of the crystal and the power of the dawn, surely this warrior is up to the job!
Jinx: She knows what happened to Tifa's Boobs, so surely she knows other secrets of EoFF!
maybee: maybee is rally a pirate ninja guys. And pirate ninjas have the power to always win when they really want to.
Night Fury: A Night Fury is a DRAGON! DRAGON = TREASURE HOARD!!!!!!11!!!!!!1!
Pike: This cyborg never needs to sleep, so she can constantly search for her target.

so what do you think this treasure is?

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MOST EXCELLENT SPEECH.


YAS I AM A DRAGON I DO DO THE HOARD OF THINGS

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Formalhaut......................4
Jinx.................................4
Galuf...............................5
Night Fury........................5

And the winner is...

PIKE! with 7 points!

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The Nominees

Dat Matt :party: Jinx :party: Laddy :party: Midgar Mist

Congrats to all the Pikes!

Congrats Pike!

I correctly predicted a win for you!

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Here's our first, like, audio speech, dudes

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Originally Posted by Jinx

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actual face of the people doing the speech

Hahahaha!

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Originally Posted by Shauna

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..Yesh

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Midgar Mist......................3
Laddy..............................6
Jinx.................................8

And the winner is...

DAT MATT! With 9 points!

Congrats!

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Gratz Matt!

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Gratz Matt. Love it!

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The Nominees

Ayen :omgomg: Galuf :omgomg: Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World :omgomg: Pumpkin :omgomg: sharkythesharkdogg

matt irl

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sharkythesharkdogg will win!

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Originally Posted by Bubba

Shark Scouting Report: New Smyrna Beach, Florida, Summer 2016
Details: Good afternoon, Kevin. The time has come for your annual attack on a human to keep us the most feared creature in the ocean. Colin passed his last week by nibbling on the leg of a fat man. We're hoping that due to your successes in previous years, you can secure a human arm for our collection at the UHM (Underwater Human Museum). I've scanned the beach for you and there are five potential victims for you to consider.

Ayen
Easy pickings with this one. He rocked up to the beach wearing a Superman T-Shirt. We'll see how super he feels when he tries to fly with only one arm. Also, he's a Youtuber. Ugh. My personal recommendation.

Galuf
The youngest of the potential victims and most certainly the quickest if you like a challenge. Though it should be noted that his reactions will no doubt be slowed by the 4 litres of Scrumpy Jack Cider he consumed before entering the water.

Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World
Probably the toughest challenge. This guy is apparently an ex-military man and a ninja. Though we have intel from Conrad the Crab stating that his passport shows he originates from Washington... not The Bad World. I also spotted him eating pretzels and ice cream as opposed to pants like he claims. Clearly a pathological liar.

Pumpkin
For gender equality, the report has to contain at least one female. SPC gone mad, I know. This young lady is actually very nice but will be a very easy target for you. Her mobility is hampered due to the fact that she is merely a comedy vegetable used to scare children at Halloween.

Sharkythesharkdog
Well this guy's just asking for it, isn't he? Far too few teeth to be a shark and not hairy enough to be a dog. Though we did spot him using his tongue to clean his own genitals.

As always, the choice is yours. Which human do you feel no longer has the need for two arms? YOU DECIDE.

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Nominated and voted Sharky for this one.

Because irony.

who wouldn't want to be chomped on by this cutie?

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sharky landslide incoming!

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Galuf............................2
Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World.................4
Ayen............................8

And the winner is...

SHARKYTHESHARKDOGG! with 11 points!

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Just woke up. Grats to all da winners and good speeches and stuff!

Yasssssss

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Congrats (?) sharky! Just prepare with this and you'll be fine

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The Nominees

Bubba :pinkelephant: Jinx :pinkelephant: Mr. Carnelian :pinkelephant: Pheesh :pinkelephant: Vivi22

I think Jinx could be in with a win for this one.

Hey, our first American has woken up to the thread!

Congrats Sharky for that convincing victory!

EDIT: I have it on good authority (he's my boyfriend) that Mr. Carny has actually gone skinny dipping before.

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I don't think I can find any appropriate gifs for this award, so he's a picture of Jasmine in a bath

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Originally Posted by Formalhaut

Hey, our first American has woken up to the thread!

Congrats Sharky for that convincing victory!

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What are you even on about? The Dude is a full-blooded American! Catchin' the best waves in, uh... Califwaii!

*Canadian

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Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian

Swimming in a lake or river with no clothes on. Vulgarly displaying your naked body in cold, natural water for all the world to see, rather than wrapping your shameful sex organs and or/mammary glands up in latex in a heated pool, like God intended.

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^{This kind-hearted nun is ringing her bell in endorsement of skinny dipping}

Skinny dipping is a lot of fun, but there are dangers. I picked up this helpful guide to understand the many risks involved.

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^{Risks that may or may not involve badly written sex scenes}

It takes a certain kind of person to go skinny-dipping. The kind of person who doesn’t give a smurf about social conventions like wearing clothes and not scarring the minds of passers-by.

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Myself, Bubba, Jinx, Pheesh and Vivi are such people. But, which is of us is the MOST willing to flaunt ourselves in the open air, relishing in the numbing chill of natural, unheated water? You decide!!!

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Bubba................3
Pheesh...............4
Mr. Carnelian..................6

And the winner is...

JINX! with a whopping 12 points!

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

*Canadian

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But you live in America. You know what I mean.

ON A smurfEN ROLL

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I mean, uh, Congrats!

DO I?????????

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DO I?????????

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The Nominees

Jinx :gator: Night Fury :gator: Pheesh :gator: Sephex :gator: Skyblade

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Originally Posted by Night Fury

Most Likely to Get Sand in their Crack? Are you serious? What is this?

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Sand in their Crack? Is that a euphemism? IS THIS A EUPHEMISM FOR THE PERSON MOST LIKELY TO GET PISSY HERE? I dunno man... somethings a bit off on this one right here let me tell you.

Anyway, in order to help me write this stupid speech I consulted the Google. I asked him 'What happens when you get sand in your crack? this is what he said.

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So.... according to two results it's a drink?

Let's see what this drink consists of.....

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So obviously, this is about drinking. Now I just have to look at our nominees and pick out the biggest boozer...

Jinx - Big booze hound. Constantly drunk.
Night Fury - Barely drinks.
Pheesh - Drinks like a Pheesh.
Sephex - Is only ever drunk
Skyblade - I really don't know. I'm going to say he enjoys a wine on occassion, yes.

So we can take Night Fury and Skyblade out of the contest over who's most likely to get a Sand in Their Crack cocktail. I mean, it definitely won't be me.

So, I guess it's down to

Jinx
Pheesh
Sephex

Which of those is most likely to drink a girly drink in abundance?

I'm going to say Sephex.... I mean, this is a dead giveaway!

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Disguise ain't fooling anybody. He was at the Copa Cobana all night!


And I repeat, this award is about DRINKING not about the pissy kind of Sand in Your Crack!

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I actually have no idea who'll win this award. There's no obvious candidates in my mind.

I WILL WIN THIS ONE

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Pheesh.....................3
Night Fury.................4
Skyblade...................5
Sephex.....................6

And the winner is...

JINX! with 7 points!

Night Fury and I bring home a bucket of sand with every beach trip. I certainly don't feel like a winner.

Jinx wins again!

So yesterday was my cheat day and I feel like a fatty. Had pizza and ice cream and a smoothie and zero gym time. Did do like a twenty minute walk trying out Pokemon Go but I only catched one pokimans.

This weekend I have gym and groceries and haircut and nature walk, oh my

the sand in your buns has this to say

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Jinx sweep!

Called it.

Edit: That was an awesome speech btw!

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Originally Posted by Pumpkin

So yesterday was my cheat day and I feel like a fatty. Had pizza and ice cream and a smoothie and zero gym time. Did do like a twenty minute walk trying out Pokemon Go but I only catched one pokimans.

This weekend I have gym and groceries and haircut and nature walk, oh my

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HAHAHAHA WRONG THREAD

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The Nominees
Award Dude :cactuar: Christmas :cactuar: Dat Matt :cactuar: Lazerface :cactuar: Shorty

I WAS JUST SHARING

Congrats weiners!!!!


Top drawer speeches

While we're on the sharing wave, I'm currently having a lovely chicken and chorizo sandwich, before heading out the house to do some more errands.

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Originally Posted by qwertysaur

Getting pulled out to sea?
We do it in SONG!
Sebastian. take it away!
:sebastian:
The deep sea is always bluer
In somebody else's lake
You dream about staying put here
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the waves around you
Out there on the ocean rolls
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
Pulled out to sea
Pulled out to sea
Darling it's better
Down where it's wetter
Take it from me
Up on the shore they work all day
Under ShinRa they slave away
While we devotin'
Full time to floatin'
Pulled out to sea
Out there all the fish is happy
As off through the waves they roll
The fish on the land ain't happy
They sad 'cause they in their bowl
But fish in the bowl is lucky
They in for a worser fate
One day when the boss get hungry
Guess who's gon' be on the plate
Pulled out to sea
Pulled out to sea
Nobody beat us
Fry us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the land folks loves to cook
Pulled out to sea we off the hook
We got no troubles
Life is the bubbles
Pulled out to sea
Pulled out to sea
Since life is sweet here
We got the beat here
Naturally
Even the sturgeon an' the ray
They get the urge 'n' start to play
We got the spirit
You got to hear it
Pulled out to sea
Award Dude play the flute
Shorty play the harp
Christmas play the bass
And they soundin' sharp
Dat Matt play the brass
Lazerface play the tub
The Dude is the duke of soul
(Yeah)
The face he can play
Sharty on the strings
Matt rockin' out
Masmas she sings
The smelt and the sprat
They know where it's at
An' oh that blowfish blow
Pulled out to sea
Pulled out to sea
When the sardine
Begin the beguine
It's music to me
What do they got? A lot of sand
We got a hot crustacean band
Each little clam here
know how to jam here
Pulled out to sea
Each little slug here
Cuttin' a rug here
Pulled out to sea
Each little snail here
Know how to wail here
That's why it's hotter
drowning in water
You out of luck here
Down in the muck here
Pulled out to sea

Sebastian. Human need AIR To breath. And drowning is a bad thing.
:sebastian:They will all be missed.

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dat speech

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sharky didnt know it was Ciddies time

His mood has changed from ignorance to indifference

Shorty might win, otherwise, Christmas sweep.

well he won a ciddie so it should be mildly interested

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rip winner

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Award Dude................2
Dat Matt.....................2
Lazerface....................5
Shorty........................8

And the winner is...

CHRISTMAS! with 9 points!

hey i was smurfing close guys

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The Nominees

Galuf :drunk: Jinx :drunk: Sephex :drunk: Shorty

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Not quite a Christmas sweep but pretty damn close run thing.

Congrats Christmas! See you again in a few months time!

woot woot

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Jinx will win

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This award is one that I hold especially dear to my heart.

This is a very special award. You see, a rum ham is a ham filled with rum. It's a way to get drunk off of food and get around beach liquor laws. So to me, this award is the beautiful love-child of MLT Get Drunk and Most Inventive.

You see, it takes a special kind of human being to put booze in their food. No no, I don't mean vodka sauce or beer cheese.

Rum. In ham.

This award says to the world, "I am a raging alcoholic and I am PROUD."

So here we are, EoFF. Here is the award you've all be waiting for.

Congrats to the dinner.

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Shorty.....................3
Galuf.......................4
Sephex...................5

And the winner is...

JINX! with 14 points!

I'm quite disappointed I wasn't nominated for Rum Ham. I have seen every It's Always Sunny about 50 times.

Congrats Jinx!

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congratulations to jinx!

Loving all the speeches too guys!

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And the winner is...

SHARKYTHESHARKDOGG! with 11 points!

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FANTASTIC!!!

With my new, mangled, bloody stump of an arm I'm primed to win most stylish!


Thanks to everyone for the years of support. I knew I could do it.

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The Nominees
Bri :drool: Midgar Mist :drool: Mister Carnelian :drool: Night Fury :drool: Pheesh :drool: Steve

STEVE SWEEP INCOMING

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Originally Posted by Mr. Carnelian

Lifeguards. Yum. All the allure of a man in uniform, combined with a toned beach-ready bod and an inability to flee your advances during their working hours, because they have to stay on that beach. Such a tempting target for ogling and flirtation.

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^{Hey, how would like to cradle me like you’re cradling that injured bird you
rescued, you hot piece of ass?}

However, we must remember that lifeguards are people. We should celebrate them for their good work and their achievements, not just their rock-hard bodies.

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^{That guy on the left volunteers in a charity shop on the weekends}

Like everyone else, they have hopes and dreams.

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^{He’s doing this lifeguard job to save up money for his Masters degree}

They’re people with real feelings, not just faceless sex objects.

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^{Uuuuuuuuuuuh…… what was I saying?}

Myself, Bri, Midgar Mist, Night Fury, Pheesh and Steve have been chosen by you as the people most likely to flirt with a lifeguard. But which of us would actually have the courage to do it?! YOU DECIDE!!!

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^{Unfortunately, you can only choose ONE of the line-up}

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Good speech!!!!

I'm going for a Mr Carnelian win!

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Bri....................2
Night Fury...........2
Steve..................3
Midgar Mist...........4
Pheesh................5

And the winner is...

MR. CARNELIAN! with 9 points!

Gratz Carny!

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And your first one! Congrats!

Wooooooooooo!

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The Nominees

escobert :onoes: Loony BoB :onoes: Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World :onoes: Pheesh :onoes: Rin Heartilly :onoes: Shiny

Now to find out exactly who he is harrassing eh?!

Can't call this one!

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41. Be the Harassed Lifeguardhttp://i.imgur.com/ut7ccA9.jpg

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He's currently out doing laundry now, would you believe it.

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escobert..................3
Loony BoB...............3
Shiny......................3
Pant Leg Eater From The Bad World...4
Rin Heartilly.............5

And the winner is...

PHEESH! with 8 points!

I AM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF


I AM DEAD

Congrats Pheesh!

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