granted, you meet mr T.....but mr T sucks
i wish i had an ice cream sandwich
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granted, you meet mr T.....but mr T sucks
i wish i had an ice cream sandwich
Granted, you got one, but I ate it after it appeared. Sucks for you.
I wish I never bleached my skin.
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I wish I knew the answers to all my questions
Granted. But the massive surge of knowledge shatters your sense of self, and you immediately lose your mind.Quote:
Originally Posted by Diango12
I wish I was the world's greatest swordsman.
Granted, but you get killed by the worlds greatest marksman.
I wish hot dog buns came in packages of ten instead of packages of eight.
Granted, but hot dogs come in packages of 12 and a half.
I wish I had a bigger boat.
Granted, but if you did, I'd be able to be on it too, and annoy the hell out of you, therefore driving you to throw yourself over the railing.
I wish I had some common sense. :rolleyes2
Granted. However, in the process of you gaining common sense, the world loses it. You're now stuck in a world of idiocy and you're the only one who knows it.
I wish my room would clean itself.
Granted however now you hear creepy moaning at night telling you to stop being lazy.
I wish I was able to wield a sword three times my body mass
Granted, but you'd look like an idiot and eventually papercut yourself in two.
I wish I was skinnier.
Granted. You develop large flaps of hanging skin and must go into hiding because the entire world thinks you are hideous. You eventually meet up with the Hunchback of Notre Dame and he finds you to be absolutely beautiful. The two of you are wed in an expensive, wonderful, and secret ceremony. But he turns abusive and kills you.
I wish I didn't have a dry throat.
Granted but then you'd have dry skin! :D
I wish I had a good english teacher :(
Granted now your teacher is so nice to the point where she is very abusive with late homwork ;) :love:
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I wish the world was flat, it would make more sense that way
Granted. The world is now paper thin, and everyone is now falling through the ground into nothingness forever. This causes the equilibrium of EVERYTHING to muck up. Great, now we can't die either.
I wish this text was bold.
Granted
I wish I could understand what equilibrium meantQuote:
I wish this text was bold.