Originally Posted by Del Murder
Hello and welcome back to the Cidprentice. I am your host, Del Trump. For 3 weeks these staff members have battled it out for the coveted position of Executive. With it they get the opportunity to lead one of my top projects* as well as the benefit of a comfortable salary**. Our contestants have just completed their challenge, and are now awaiting me in the boardroom. You know what that means. Somebody is going to get ENFORCED (fired).
As usual I am joined to my left by my trusty vice president, MichaelC. Michael, say hello.
Michael: Final Fantasy ring tones, download now! Need to lose those extra pounds, click here! Make friends, fight monsters, PLAY FREE!!!!!
To my right usually sits WarrenW, VP of timely server crashes, but he isn't available at the moment. Filling in for him today is former Cidprentice finalist, Agent Proto.
Proto: I look forward to each of you blowing your competitors.
Now to evaluate each of our contestants and why they should be enforced. Then the executives will make the final decision.
Azar - Azar is too normal, therefore he doesn't fit in here at all. Although he did come up with the great idea of Eyes On Plays, I have yet to see him complete any of the challenges, even the super easy 'enter your name and press start' challenge.
Baloki - Baloki is my least favorite member in the history of Eyes on Final Fantasy. So the only reason he's not fired is that he somehow is the most productive and useful member of Site Staff. So if he were to slack off, even one bit, he's gone.
eestlinc - There are rumors going around that eestlinc is the second account of another member. He did not get nominated for that ciddie, however. If this were true than he would need to be banned or merged with his other account. So he'd technically be fired unless the other account is also staff. :greenie:
fire_of_avalon - When asked by a fellow staff member why she stays on despite dwindling activity, foa proceeded to kick his ass. This obviously cannot be tolerated. Oh, wait, it was Loony BoB? Nevermind then.
KoShiatar - Kosher's nickname, Kosher, is pretty fun to use. Also she has an amusing way of speaking. However, I recently got a request from her to have her name changed to ~*YunaBuTtErFlY6741*~. Negative Red Wizard Points for that one (though Leeza said it was ok :roll2).
Loony BoB - Loony BoB only has about 1,000 posts this year. That's on pace to be way below his carreer average of 1,000,000,000 posts per year. We could send him to the minors, but he's been with the club so many years that it would eat a lot into our salary cap. We might just have to release the old slugger.
Momiji - Momiji is too fun to troll to lose him. Then again, firing him would probably piss him off to the point of amusing results. Conflicted...
There you have it. Shortly, the winner (loser) will be announced. But the real winners, if you've noticed, are everyone who voted for Azar.
They're done quickly. =oQuote: