THEY SENT OUT THEIR MEDIATOR TO TALK TO USQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
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She's got some sort of dodgy Russian/Scottish hybrid accent. I think it's a trap.
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THEY SENT OUT THEIR MEDIATOR TO TALK TO USQuote:
Originally Posted by Rantz
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She's got some sort of dodgy Russian/Scottish hybrid accent. I think it's a trap.
Sure, let's help foa.
We gotta offer them something or they'll tear us limb from limb!
Offer something.
Namely my penis :smug:
And also bullets. To the skull.
(The order in which we make these offers does not matter to me)
KILL THEM AND TAKE THEIR SUPPLIES
If they have no supplies, THEY BECOME THE SUPPLIES
You can make food from their flesh and leather from their skin.
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They're demanding guns. That's it, we're out of here.
So... we're the reavers here?
Ffff do we have any other rifles? I'm getting antsy about this!
EDIT: Oh, we have two. What if one jams, though!?
Give her a rifle butt to the teeth.
Haggle anyway.
NO SHE WILL SHOOT US WITH IT AND TAKE OUR OXEN AND MULE :(
Should've just kept saying "Pardon?" until they got sick of us and left.
I tried to haggle but they just wanted more guns, so we made an escape. Just in time if you ask me!
Anyways. I'm no expert on Nebraska but I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a coast. Are we sure we're going the right way? :onoes:
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Let's rest here for a week.
It's a swamp!
Edit: Man, our morale is still high after all this crap!
I don't... coast? What?
I say we rest also~