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I did try to match the diction to the player (i.e. using American spelling for Americans, British spelling for everyone else), but I did not expect anyone to assume that I could not have written something because the word "literally" was in it.
I'm almost tempted to add the word "literally" to a bunch of lies, but I'm following the same rules for my lies as I impose on the players for true statements.
My dad obtained this skull from a guy selling it out of his van on the side of the road. It wasn't just a skull. It was a bank (eventually after we started putting money in it, we had to smash it open which made my dad sad). The skull was designed wearing a helmut with a swastika. My mom thought it was the most ridiculous thing ever. The worst part: he had given it to her as a Christmas present. From that point on, whenever a member of my family gave another person something they had secretly intended for themselves, we called it a Nazi Skull Helmet (yeah, bad grammar).Quote:
I was once suspended from school for an incident involving a lifelike plaster skull and sandwich meat.
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Yeah, that's too weird for even Bleys to make up.
I suppose I should ask some questions, though. Why were you suspended from school? How long were you suspended for?
Where did the meat come in?
Slap on the wrist: a day. I was caught trying to smoke it on a dare. I figured it was safer than the other stuff. So I used the skull as a bong (this was after it had been smashed and my dad had taped it back together). Neither I nor my "peers" had any idea how a bong was really supposed to work (in fact, I only found out firsthand recently). Have you ever met an idiot in person? Not until you've met me... or my "friends."
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A classmate brought it from home.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
Yes, but what did you do with the meat?
I direct you to post #141.
Wait... do you mean afterward? 'Cause it was "confiscated," which I assume actually means it was thrown away.
You didn't specify what exactly you did with the meat?
You... tried to smoke meat... in a bong?
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Yes. I think the meat was messed with, because I swear I think I felt something happening. Unless you really can get a buzz off of burnt meat smoke. lol... then again, I suppose it could have been the plaster.
We taped a bunch of straws to the skull's top and set fire to the meat in the bank below.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs
I give up. I hope the Mayans are right, because I can no longer live on this world.
I changed my mind. This has to be a terrible lie. I refuse to believe anyone would actually do that. My mental health requires it.
You know, Mercen-X is really the ringer for Jiro's team. Everything smurfing crazy sounds like something he'd do because
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Because he is a very well balanced person!
/well played, Sam, well played
The Mayans are wrong. The world will go on for thousands more years. Obama is only the first of our false prophets who will plunge our world into war and famine. We will be marked with nanochips and forced to kneel to the all-knowing world order. Do not be overwrought by fear however, as tyrany will end and humanity will know universal peace and compassion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
You seem awfully proud of your mental state. Maybe your compensating for something.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raistlin
Saved by the um.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tifa's Boobs